Did you know I'm dating a dental hygienist? She has the cleanest teeth I've ever come across.
You brush your teeth at night to keep your teeth...
You brush them in the morning to keep your friends.
Credit of this joke goes to my dental hygienist
What is a dental hygienist's favorite subject? Flossophy.
My dental hygienist is so hot I eat a full box of oreos in the waiting room before having her clean my teeth.