An IQ below 70 qualifies you for having an intellectual disability Now I just need to figure out if that's in Celcius or Fahrenheit
What is the cutest mental disability? Awwtism
Note: disability jokes are not FUNNY My friend in a wheelchair can't stand it
What do you call a heritable mental disability? Hand-me-downs
What's a midget with a mental disability? A little down.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf.. ...and he’s struggling to put food on the table
What do you call a Chinese dinosaur with a reading disability? Dysrexic
Don't let anyone convince you you can't do something because of your disability. Beethoven was told he could never be a musician, but he didn't listen.
Shout out to my grandparents! Not because they both helped out with something, but because they have a hearing disability.
I always wanted to be a comedian but my disability held me back. I’m a woman
What do you call a man with three legs? You call him a man. His physical disability should have no bearing on how you see him. You monster.
It's 2019 now. "Flame Retardant" is not OK anymore. Some things simply have a burning disability.
For decades now I'm struggling to find success in dating because of the physical disability I have. It's called 'being ugly'.
My friend has attention problems and a learning disability. He told me he suffers from... dyslexi and DAA.
What do you call a painter with a mental disability? An autist.
What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other? A terrible disability.
Disability UK: Standing up for those who can't stand up for themselves
What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?
System of a Downs
My Chemical Imbalance.
Youth In Asia
What do you call a Mexican with an artificial foot? His name is Miguel and he's really a very nice man, actually. Never lets his disability hold him back.
What disability does every politician share They are all short sighted
Did you hear about the person who crossed the road without looking both ways? They had a disability plan
What do you call a month with a disability?
*Augustic*
(I just made that up! How bad is it?...)
If a deaf person turns a dude on talking about their disability He's going to be hard of hearing
What public bathroom does a Transgender person go into?
The disability bathroom
Before you cry offensive I just came out as trans and this happened to me and I thought it was hilarious
You must learn from your mistakes. But if you keep on doing the same mistake, then you are suffering from a learning disability called STUPIDITY.
My friends said i'm ugly. I didn't know how ugly i was till i was refused youth allowance.. But was given Disability Benefits.
When is it okay to send a disabled person to a concentration camp? When their disability is attention deficit disorder.
What is the most directional mental disability? Down's Syndrome.
Living on disability allowance is difficult, isn’t it? I have a friend who’s a dwarf, and he really struggles to put food on the table.