Our parents had to walk uphill both ways in 2 feet of snow to get to school... But they didn't have to dodge bullets when they get there.
What cars does Conor McGregor love? Dodge Challengers
Where does steel wool come from? Dodge Rams.
I got a new tag on my car
On the front of my car, there's a license plate that says "Dodge."
That's not the manufacturer, it's a suggestion.
What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown? Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin? Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
Why don't The Avengers drive Dodge Avengers? Because cars like that are nothing to Marvel at.
There's a lot of anger out there about the MLK speech/Dodge Ram Superbowl ad... Kylie Jenner should hand out some Pepsi to calm things down.
Donald Trump is set to star in a sequel to the movie Dodgeball Because if you can dodge a draft you can dodge a ball.
"How did you dodge the draft?" "Iran"
What's Piccolo's preferred type of car? DODGE!!!
I once saw a dart hit a man and instantly paralyze him. Those little Dodge's sure can pack a punch.
Playing dodge ball with kids is so much harder than it looks You have to use both your hands to throw them
If you could have a Dodge Viper or the girl of your dreams, what colour would it be?
Black and blue of course.
...
The girl, not the car.
(Courtesy of my son, the sicko).
What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson? Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.
Old joke I can dodge a Ford, but can't afford a Dodge...
What is the best paradox? A Stormtrooper shooting at a red shirt. One can't hit anything, and the other won't dodge.
So I saw a guy get hit by a car today and I couldn’t help but laugh It was ironically a Dodge
What’s the last thing my friend told me before I got hit by a car? Dodge
Why did the blonde get into a car accident? She thought "dodge" and "ram" were instructions
What does a car do when a ram is running towards it? Dodge.
The secret to World Peace has been discovered!!
Everyone must drink Pepsi while having their phone carrier changed to T-Mobile and drive a Dodge Ram truck!
And make the world a better, cleaner place by using Tide!
The Dodge Ram has always confused me. I mean, which do you want to do? Dodge it or Ram it?
What Car Manufacturer does Gohan Hate the Most? Dodge
Was the Dodge Charger a good car? Generally.
Hillary Clinton's recent case of pneumonia just goes to show There's only one candidate who can dodge a draft.
White House beer... ...the one draft you don't want to dodge!
I was walking in the street one day when someone started throwing words beginning with 'th' at me
I managed to dodge this there and then, but I didn't see that coming.
All credit to Tim Vine for this joke
Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive & Dodge The 5 D's of politics!
What Dodge vehicle does Trump hate the most? Caravans
What does the Dodge driver say when someone knocks the door? Cummins.
My momma told me Caitlin Jenner drives a Dodge I guess that's why she's having all those tranny problems.
How did the North Vietnamese manage to dodge all those landmimes? By making a Vietconga line