Dolly Parton Jokes

You know why Dolly Parton has small feet? Nothing grows in the shade.

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TIL Dolly Parton has small feet... I guess nothing grows in the shade.

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Dolly Parton just announced she's buying Big Lots, Piggly Wiggly, and Harris Teeter. She's combining them to open a superstore called Big Wiggly Teeters.

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Me and my flat chested wife went to see a marriage counsellor today. The counsellor asked us; "What seems to be the problem?" "Well," I said, "Dolly Parton here thinks I'm too sarcastic."

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How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd? They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

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What does Dolly Parton put in her swimming pool? Chlorine chlorine chlorine chlorineeeee

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My brother Joe started the Dolly Parton diet. It really made Joe lean Joe lean Joe lean Joe lean

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Dolly Parton's made a major move into the grocery business... She bought the chains Piggly Wiggly, Giant and Harris Teeter, and is going to rename them "Giant Wiggly Teeters".

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When are people..... When is someone going to tell Dolly Parton that 9+5 don’t make eleven?

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Dolly Parton and her bra designer have stopped talking. In fact Ms Parton said they haven't spoken since the two fell out.

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Marriage counselor My mate Dave and his flat chested wife went to see a marriage counselor yesterday.

The counsellor asked them, "What seems to be the problem?" he said, "Well, Dolly Parton here thinks I'm too sarcastic."

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