You know why Dolly Parton has small feet? Nothing grows in the shade.
TIL Dolly Parton has small feet... I guess nothing grows in the shade.
Dolly Parton just announced she's buying Big Lots, Piggly Wiggly, and Harris Teeter. She's combining them to open a superstore called Big Wiggly Teeters.
Me and my flat chested wife went to see a marriage counsellor today. The counsellor asked us; "What seems to be the problem?" "Well," I said, "Dolly Parton here thinks I'm too sarcastic."
How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd? They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.
What does Dolly Parton put in her swimming pool? Chlorine chlorine chlorine chlorineeeee
My brother Joe started the Dolly Parton diet. It really made Joe lean Joe lean Joe lean Joe lean
Dolly Parton's made a major move into the grocery business... She bought the chains Piggly Wiggly, Giant and Harris Teeter, and is going to rename them "Giant Wiggly Teeters".
When are people..... When is someone going to tell Dolly Parton that 9+5 don’t make eleven?
Dolly Parton and her bra designer have stopped talking. In fact Ms Parton said they haven't spoken since the two fell out.
Marriage counselor
My mate Dave and his flat chested wife went to see a marriage counselor yesterday.
The counsellor asked them, "What seems to be the problem?" he said, "Well, Dolly Parton here thinks I'm too sarcastic."