What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban? Dominicans are close, but no cigar
What’s the best place for a killer vacation? Dominican Republic
I hear that apple pie costs $4.50 in the Dominican but in Puerto Rico its only $3.00. Those are the pie rates of the Carribean
I'm about to go to the Dominican Republic on vacation I think I'll bring a body bag just in case
The Dominican Republic has a lot of murders. That’s why I Haiti it.
The Dominican Republic is such a great vacation spot People are dying to see it.
Paul Erdós was asked about his time at Notre Dame "I really enjoyed discussing mathematics with the Dominican monks, but there's just one thing that bothers me. There are too many plus signs around the place."