If someone tries to shoot the President... The Secret Service will have to yell "Donald duck!"
What will the secret service yell when something is hurtling towards the president? Donald duck!
What do you call a mouse on 2 legs
Friend "i dont know"
Me "mickey mouse"
Me "what do you call a duck on 2 legs"
Friend "donald duck"
Me " all ducks idiot"
The secret service used to yell "Get Down" whenever the president was in immediate danger Now they yell "Donald Duck!"
Trump's Secret Service is going to have a problem If someone shoots at him, they will yell "Donald Duck, Donald Duck"
Micky Mouse isn't quick enough to avoid my punches. But Donald ducks.
Why did Mickey Mouse get shot? Because Donald ducked.
BREAKING. With Disney buying Star Wars Donald Duck will now have four nephews. Huey, Louie, Dewey and Chewie.
What do you say when someone throws something at the president? Donald Duck
What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump? One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck.
What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?
Donald Ducks
I'll show myself out
So I said, "As a matter of fact I do. Why does... Donald Duck Duck walk around all day with no pants on, but after he takes a shower he puts a towel around his waist?" And the waiter said, "No I meant do you have any questions about our menu."
I went to the Doctors and told him kept hallucinating and seeing Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck and their pals..... The Doc said not to worry...you're just having Disney spells...
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot? A: Because Donald ducked.
So Donald Duck was sent to rehab.. He had a big problem. He was addicted to quack.
Trump’s bodyguards have found a new phrase for “Mr. President get down!” Donald duck!
Disneyland prices are now well over $100 a person. maybe now they'll buy Donald Duck some pants.
Dad: what mouse walks on 2 feet?
Me:
Dad: Mickey Mouse
Dad: What duck walks on 2 feet?
Me: Donald Duck?
Dad: All ducks, dumbass
What did Mickey Mouse say to Trump when Goofy threw a shoe at him? DONALD DUCK !!!
Mickey and Minnie walked into a bar Donald ducked
If you saw an assassin running towards the president... Would you say "Donald Duck"?
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Donald Duck? There is a human being inside of Donald Duck.
Donald Duck
What’s Donald Duck’s drug of choice?
Quack Cocaine
Which cartoon character have you seen live? Donald Duck
Donald Duck has been hanged... ...And is now in a state of suspended animation.
What similarities do Donald Trump and Donald Duck have in common besides their name? They’re both quacks.
What’s so special about Mickey Mouse
What’s so special about Mickey Mouse: He walks two legged
What’s so special about Donald Duck: You guessed wrong all ducks stand on two feet
What do you tell the president before he walks into a bar? Donald duck.
What did Mickey Mouse say when a Frisbee was heading towards Trump? Donald Duck!
What did Donald Duck become after losing his tv show? a quack dealer.
What's the difference between dining with Donald Duck and having dinner with Bill Cosby? They will both offer to share a little bill, but only one will leave you with a fowl aftertaste the next morning.
Have you heard about Donald Duck getting arrested this week? He was caught selling "quack"
You should have seen their faces when I showed up as Donald Duck at the costume party. Yeah I was wearing no pants and I arrived with three boys who are not mine.
What’s Donald Ducks favorite “System of a Down” song ? Chop Fuey
What’s the difference between a Looney Tunes family reunion & an assassination attempt? At the reunion, I hope I see Donald Duck.
Meanwhile in the US
They don't say "get down Mr President" anymore.
Now they just shout , Donald Duck!