Dora Jokes

I just turned on nickelodeon and saw bob the builder building a wall... ... to keep Dora from exploring.

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Funny Dora Jokes
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What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit? FeDora

I'll see myself out.

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What do Dora the Explorer and Internet Explorer have in common? They both take 20 minutes to perform a simple task.

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College Professors are like Dora The Explorer They ask a question, stares at the class for a few seconds, and then gives the answer.

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I took 8 courses of spanish... ...but then they cancelled Dora the Explorer

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Dora would hate Tinder ...lots of swiping.

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What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack? Adorable
(A-dora-bull)

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what batteries does dora the explorer use? doracell.

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Who is the cutest character on Dora the Explorer? Benny, because he's a Dora bull.

(Thought of this all myself. I've reached full dad joke level here - please kill me.)

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Online clases are like watching Dora the Explorer Online clases are like watching Dora the Explorer. The teacher asks a question, there’s a moment of silence, and then he answers himself.

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What's the first place Dora explored? The mexican border.

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What does Dora say in Iraq? Sniper no Sniping

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Did you know Dora the Explorer has a muslim cousin? Her name is Doda ...the Exploder

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Dora the Puberty Explorer The first episode constitutes an entire period.

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Dora the Explorer has a little Muslim friend... Doda the Exploder

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What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called? Doritos

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So I heard Trump is going to hire Bob The Builder to build his wall... To keep Dora from exploring.

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My girlfriend Dora found out I installed Tinder. She said, "Swiper no swiping!"

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Did you hear Dora the Explorer is having trouble with her Tinder account? Swiper no swiping

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My wife got my daughter a bowl with Dora on it It's adorable

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Everything is so political nowadays I turned on nickelodeon to see Bob the builder building a wall so Dora couldn't explore.

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Swiper is unable to steal from Dora The Explorer today, as he has a cold. "Sniper nose wiping."

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Yo mama’s so fat Even Dora couldn’t explore her

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What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East? Dora the EXPLODER

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What is the most popular tv show in the middle east? Dora the Exploder

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I recently bought the cutest little soup holding device with a certain Mexican explorer on it. It was a Dora bowl.

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Disappointment Parents: We are disappointed in you.

Son: Why?

Parents: Even the map from dora is better than you

Son: How?

Parents: Because he knows where he is going in life.

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I remember my first crush. Dora the Explorer. That was a weird sophomore year.

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They missed an opportunity naming the movie “Dora and the Lost City of Gold”. It should be called “El Dora-do”.

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Dora is always asking where the mountain is... but she never wants to know how the mountain is 😣

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Why isn't Dora allowed to explore Syria? Because Obama told her "no Boots on the ground!"

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There's a country named after Swiper the Fox. Unfortunately, Dora and Boots said "Swiper, no swiping." Oman

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