Hilarious Dr Pepper Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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Why does Dr Pepper come in bottles? So his wife won't get pregnant

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What type of medicine does Dr Pepper practice? Fizzyology

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Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife left him.

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Why does Dr Pepper come in a can? Because his wife left him.

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Don't drink Mr Pibb. It's just a cheap knockoff of Dr Pepper.. The dude didn't even get a degree.

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What did Dr Pepper major in? Physiology.

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Why does Dr Pepper come in bottles? His wife died.

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Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? Because Mrs Pepper died

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Why does Dr Pepper come in cans? Because his wife's dead.

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Why is there no '.' after the DR in "Dr Pepper?" Because real doctors don't have periods

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Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? 



Because his wife died.

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Dr Pepper is supposed to taste like mixed fruit I've never sent a fruit salad back because it was "too dr peppery"

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Why does Dr Pepper... Why does Dr Pepper come in bottles?

Because his wife died a year ago.

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Dr pepper recruits future diabetes patients Soda speak

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