I love how when you hear certain music, it can really take you places. For instance, the bar I'm currently in are playing Drake so I'm now going somewhere else.
I heard that drake insists on lavender scented condoms... ...So his farts don't stink
To all those considering doing the "Kiki Challenge" please remember... You should never Drake and drive
I couldn't think of a way to make a Drake and Josh joke sound simple But I found a way
Apparently Drake got banned from this subreddit! I guess it was Mods Plan
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, and Nathan Drake walk into an ancient temple that has been lost for centuries. They blow it up.
If Drake owned a breakfast cereal franchise, what would it be called? OV O's!
What do you call it when Drake suicides? Jumpman, jumpman, jumpman, jumpman
Why does Drake hate summer? Because you start wearing less and going out more
Here's a terrible dad joke.. Drake
What are the two possible things that can happen when a ghost writer dies?
He becomes a ghost-ghost writer
Or...
Drake's career ends either of the two.
What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Drake? Stevie has a legitimate reason why he hasn't seen his children.
What's the deal with Drake, first he was an actor now a rapper?
Must have been all degrassi was smoking.
I'll let myself out.
Did you hear about the new Drake Beats Headphones? The softest headphones out there.
Drake like his women like... I like my Mustang... 47 years old.
What is drake's favorite drug? quack
What is drake's favorite computer brand Lenovo
What do you call a duck that can't sing? Drake.
Why is Drake such a good chemist? He can turn an O2 into an O3
What song did Drake make after going to the dentist to fix a cavity? In My Fillings.
On a scale of 1-10 Drake chose Eleven
What is Drake's favorite key to sing in? He likes A Minor.
Poker game
I was playing poker with my friends Robin and Drake and some of their distant cousins.
There was this one chick who won almost every hand.
I can't be sure but I suspect fowl play.
Chris Rock and Drake Bell should make a Christmas special together, about making a song for a product... ...and call it "Jingle Bell Rock."
Why would Drake make a good Dothraki? He's from Degrassi.
I heard Bobby Drake was leaving Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. I guess he was just too cool for school.
Did the Drake's vocals come in yet? Chill chill everything's top secret my brother
How do you make a duck wrap? Stick it in the studio with Drake
Can't decide which song is better at the minute... Arctic Monkeys "Four Out Of Five", or Drake "8 out of 10"...
Michael Jackson was a feature on Drakes song “Don’t Matter To Me” It’s really cool to see that Drake supports underground artists.