when i die I want it to be from being hit by a falling piano That way my life ends on a dramatic note.
Where do theatrical cats wear their gloves?
On their...
Dramatic Paws
Dramatic performance I once had a dramatic performance on the subject of puns, but then I realized it was just a play on words.
What is the most dramatic type of Sandwich? Ham.
Why should you never bring a fat person to see a dramatic movie? They will ruin the suspension.
My girlfriend left me for being overly dramatic Dun dun DUUUNNNN
I'd say Hitler was too dramatic. I mean, the Holocaust was pretty overkill.
If you think women are dramatic.... Have you seen a guy when his video game character dies?
What do you call a fake noodle?
...*dramatic pause*...
An imPASTA!
I'm putting together an acting troupe of dogs. It's called..........................................................................*Dramatic Paws*.
What do you call a dramatic alien? An extraterrestrial.
I don’t know why people are so dramatic.. Because whenever I announce there’s an earthquake, people get shook..
My girlfriend always had a flair for the Dramatic Arts. In fact she played the lead in a TV show one time. Unfortunately that show was "Cops".
My wife says she can never tell if I’m being overly dramatic or just sarcastic I can’t tell you how heart broken I am to hear that.
Where can you catch a tribute to history's greatest dramatic pauses? At Comma Con.
What made the American Revolution the most dramatic war of all time? It started over someone spilling the tea.
Sleepy Joe's brain is too old!
SLEEPY JOE'S BRAIN IS TOO OLD! ALL WRINKLED LIKE HIS OLD FACE! MY BRAIN IS MUCH SMOOTHER. I KNOW BRAIN, I HAVE THE SMOOTHEST BRAIN! NOBODY'S BRAIN IS SMOOTHER THAN ME!
(sorry for the all cap, it's for dramatic effect)