Duct Tape Jokes

Funny Duct Tape Jokes
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What makes a girl go "Mmmmmmmmmm"? Duct Tape.

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What's the best thing about a roll of duct tape? It turns "no no no!" into "Mmm, mmm, mmmm"

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3 steps to fix anything 1. Try duct tape, if that doesn't work, see 2


2. Try gorilla glue, if that doesn't work, see 3


3. Try J.B. Weld, if that doesn't work, C4

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What's the best thing about duct tape? It turns "no no no!" into "Mmm, mmm, mmmm"

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Duct Tape Won't Fix Stupid. But it will gag the sound.

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My uncle always believed that "Between duct tape and WD-40 you can fix just about anything." I still can't believe it took seven years before he lost his medical license.

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Duct tape; turning "no-no-no" into "mm-mm-mm" since 1942.

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One day a bunch of bullies came and duct taped me to a wall, but I had a good friend who tried and stop them. He stuck by my side.

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My dad was a stubborn man. He couldn't understand why you shouldn't install a ceiling fan with duct tape. And then it hit him.

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What is the best part about duct tape? It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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Duct Tape is like The Force... It has a dark side, and a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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Why I love duct tape? It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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A roll of duct tape walks into a bar. Bartender, polishing up a glass, asks politely: “What can I get you?” The duct tape looks around, thinks for a moment and says, “I think I’ll just stick to my usual.”

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What's the Best thing about Duct Tape? It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

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Duct tape is like the Force... ...there's a light side and a dark side, and it keeps the Universe together.

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Duct Tape is a lot like The Force It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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Have you heard that duct tape can be used as an aphrodisiac? It turns "NO! NO! NO!" into "MMM! MMM! MMM!"

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When do you use duct tape on a duck? When he's quacked.

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Duct Tape Turning "No no no" into "mmm mmm mmm"

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Consent is golden. Duct tape is sliver. And sometimes, you gotta come in second place.

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

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What makes you go "mmmmmmmmm"? Duct tape

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Whats the best thing about duct tape? It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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Duct tape is like the Force It has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together.

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You Can use Duct Tape to Fix Any Thing Except Depression

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Whats the difference between Scientists and Engineers? Scientists use complex formulas to solve the problem, and engineers use duct tape.

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What does duct tape and the Force have in common? They have a light side and a dark side and they keep the universe together.

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Why is the Force like duct tape? It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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You know what they say about duct tape... It makes no..no..no sound like mh..mh..mh

Credit to my coworker for that one.

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What is the best thing about duct tape? It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

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what’s the best part about duct tape? it makes “no no no” sound like “mmm mmm mmm”

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How can you tell a first date is going well? The strip of duct tape tears off cleanly.

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