What makes a girl go "Mmmmmmmmmm"? Duct Tape.
What's the best thing about a roll of duct tape? It turns "no no no!" into "Mmm, mmm, mmmm"
3 steps to fix anything
1. Try duct tape, if that doesn't work, see 2
2. Try gorilla glue, if that doesn't work, see 3
3. Try J.B. Weld, if that doesn't work, C4
What's the best thing about duct tape? It turns "no no no!" into "Mmm, mmm, mmmm"
Duct Tape Won't Fix Stupid. But it will gag the sound.
My uncle always believed that "Between duct tape and WD-40 you can fix just about anything." I still can't believe it took seven years before he lost his medical license.
Duct tape; turning "no-no-no" into "mm-mm-mm" since 1942.
One day a bunch of bullies came and duct taped me to a wall, but I had a good friend who tried and stop them. He stuck by my side.
My dad was a stubborn man. He couldn't understand why you shouldn't install a ceiling fan with duct tape. And then it hit him.
What is the best part about duct tape? It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
Duct Tape is like The Force... It has a dark side, and a light side, and it holds the universe together.
Why I love duct tape? It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"
A roll of duct tape walks into a bar. Bartender, polishing up a glass, asks politely: “What can I get you?” The duct tape looks around, thinks for a moment and says, “I think I’ll just stick to my usual.”
What's the Best thing about Duct Tape? It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.
Duct tape is like the Force... ...there's a light side and a dark side, and it keeps the Universe together.
Duct Tape is a lot like The Force It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
Have you heard that duct tape can be used as an aphrodisiac? It turns "NO! NO! NO!" into "MMM! MMM! MMM!"
When do you use duct tape on a duck? When he's quacked.
Duct Tape Turning "No no no" into "mmm mmm mmm"
Consent is golden. Duct tape is sliver. And sometimes, you gotta come in second place.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
What makes you go "mmmmmmmmm"? Duct tape
Whats the best thing about duct tape? It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM
Duct tape is like the Force It has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together.
You Can use Duct Tape to Fix Any Thing Except Depression
Whats the difference between Scientists and Engineers? Scientists use complex formulas to solve the problem, and engineers use duct tape.
What does duct tape and the Force have in common? They have a light side and a dark side and they keep the universe together.
Why is the Force like duct tape? It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
You know what they say about duct tape...
It makes no..no..no sound like mh..mh..mh
Credit to my coworker for that one.
What is the best thing about duct tape? It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.
what’s the best part about duct tape? it makes “no no no” sound like “mmm mmm mmm”
How can you tell a first date is going well? The strip of duct tape tears off cleanly.