Dumbest Jokes

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GB: Brexit was the dumbest thing in the last years! USA: hold my drink!

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What's the dumbest animal in the jungle? A polar bear

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What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? The polar bear

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I Wanted to Make the Dumbest Joke Ever... Too bad my parents already beat me to it.

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Which raisins are the ugliest and dumbest? The in-bread ones.

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What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? A polar bear

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I'm glad that DeVos was confirmed as education secretary. Now I don't have to worry about my grandkids being able to read some of my dumbest Facebook posts... or anything else, for that matter.

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You know what's really dumb? Directions on toilet paper.
What’s dumber than that?
Reading them.

Even dumber?
Reading them and learning something.

Dumbest of all?
Reading them and having to correct something you’ve been doing wrong.

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Whats the dumbest animal in the jungle? Polar bear

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What's the dumbest animal in the outback? The penguin

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One of the dumbest things you can buy online is a dishwasher Sometimes they forget to poke holes in the box and she's dead when she arrives

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Punny Ant Jokes What is the dumbest ant?
Ignorant.

What is the bossier ant?
Tyrant.

How many insects does it take to make a landlord?
Ten ants.

What ant is the biggest?
Elephant.

What ant is a military officer?
Sergeant.

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Amongst the dumbest things I've ever purchased... was a 2020 year planner.

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The Best Part of Watching Trump Speak on TV? What's the best part of watching Donald Trump speak on TV?

You're no longer the dumbest person in the room!

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You could be anyone you wanted to be, on the internet... but you chose to be the dumbest one

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What is the dumbest animal? An ignoraMOOSE

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What is the dumbest text you could ever send? "There is a cop behind me - I hope he doesn't pull me over"

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The dumbest kid in chemistry class doesn't wear a dunce cap. He wear a silly cone.

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"Shiffer Island reportely has the dumbest people in the world living on it." "It's why when you do something really stupid they say 'You must have Shiffer brains'"

Johnny Carlson

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What's the dumbest animal in the Amazon jungle? The polar bear.

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Whats the dumbest animal in the desert? The polar bear.

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This guy the other day asked me to go camping for vacation Camping -- that's the dumbest vacation I ever heard of in my life. What, I'm gonna work all year so I can go out and pretend I'm homeless?

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Welcome to Canada! Native land of the two sexiest Ryans, and the two dumbest Justins!

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What’s the dumbest animal in the jungle? The polar bear.

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What’s the dumbest animal in the desert? Polar bear

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I told my friend that he would probably survive a zombie apocalypse. Only the dumbest zombies go for Brians.

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No, your right! Lets do it the dumbest way possible Because it's easier for you!

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Who's The Dumbest Person On Earth? The moon.

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It doesn't bother me to be the dumbest person in the room it's nice and quiet that way.

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Men who commit domestic violence are the dumbest of all If you didn't like your women now, you're definitely not gonna like her with a bruise on her face.

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