Economic Jokes

My 20/15 eyesight is really helpful during tough economic times... because a lot of jobs require minimum supervision.

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President of Columbia has announced that the country is going into severe economic depression... ...since the deaths of Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston.

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What is the difference between an economic recession and a broken down escalator? One is a terrible state of affairs the other is a terrible fate of a stairs.

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Funny Economic Jokes
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My life might be an economic failure But at least I’m closer to $100 billion than Jeff Bezos

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With terrorists in Iran, Turkey helping fund ISIS, and Greece in economic shambles I must ask. If Iran attacked Turkey from the rear do you think Greece would help?

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If China had $1 for every time they oppressed a racial minority... They’d become an economic global power.




Wait...

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What economic theory opposes manscaping? Laissez-fur!

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What do you call a old economic theorist? A Economizer!

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If Obama declared bankruptcy and started living on the streets, what would be his Economic Status? Baroque

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I plan to create a new economic system based on using twitch emotes as currency I call it Kappatalism

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A terrorist group made an attack on a bank last week. It was a pretty big economic boom.

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On a scale of 1-15, how bad is the economic crisis in Greece? Athen

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How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown? It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

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