Why was Noah a great economist? He kept his stock afloat while everything else was in liquidation.
An economist is walking down the street with a friend... The friend points and says, "Hey, there's a twenty-dollar bill on the ground!" The economist says, "Can't be. If there was a twenty-dollar bill on the ground, someone would have picked it up by now."
What do you call a parrot that repeats "Supply and Demand" over and over? An economist.
An economist, an accountant and a lawyer decided to gamble.... And that's how stock markets came into existence!!!
Teach a parrot the words supply and demand, and you’ve got yourself an economist.
How does an economist open a can of beans? "Assume you have a can opener..."
A mathematician, a scientist, and an economist walk past a field of cows.
The mathematician says "Those cows are brown on this side."
The scientist says "Those are brown cows."
The economist wrinkles his brow, nods, and says "All cows are brown."
A historian and an economist are sitting on the porch of a nudist colony...
The historian asks, "Have you read Marx?"
The economist replies, "Yes, I think it's the wicker chairs."
I went to an economist's convention There was no free lunch
One economist asks another economist, "How's your wife?"... The other economist replies, "Compared to what?"
Ever meet an economist with a DeviantArt page? All they talk about is inflation
Economist: we're in Stagnation! Bucks have become almost worthless.
An economist was given the choice between participating in a marathon and just a quick race. He preferred the long run over the short run.
What would Hitler have said to the Jews if he were a Keynesian economist? "In the short run, _you're_ all dead!"
An economist walks out of the Brookings Institution
When he walks out, he sees a gas station under construction, and says,
"Well, there goes the neighborhood."
"Mr. Economist, what are your thoughts on the mullet?" "It's one turbulent hairstyle. It's highly regulated in the front and free market in the back."
A mathematician, a biologist, and an economist are riding in a train.
Looking out the window, they see a cow.
*Mathematician:* “This side of the cow is brown.”
*Biologist:* “That is a brown cow.”
*Economist:* “**All** cows are brown.”