Ed Sheeran Jokes

Funny Ed Sheeran Jokes
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There were plans to change the design of the 21st letter of the alphabet but Ed Sheeran stopped them He’s in love with the shape of u

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What is the one genre of music that Ed Sheeran can never play? Soul

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What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ? Soul

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Do you know what happened the first time Ed Sheeran started flirting with a girl before he was famous? She ran.

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Why doesn't Ed Sheeran sing the blues? He has no soul.

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What's red and caused horror among Game of Thrones fans? Ed Sheeran.

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People think that Ed Sheeran cameo in Game of Thrones was bad... But I thought Amy Winehouse getting hit in the face with a rock in last nights episode was just in bad taste.

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Finally Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber team up for a song and even the title is perfect... “I don’t care”

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What did Ed Sheeran say when he finished Despicable Me for the 3rd time? I'm in love with the shape of Gru

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What's Ed Sheeran's favorite Lucky Charms? The Rainbow and Horseshoe. He's in love with the shape of U.

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What do you call a dead Ed Sheeran? Lt. Ed Sheeran.

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What would Ed Sheeran be if he wasn't a musician? A virgin.

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So Justin Beiber and Ed Sheeran collaborated for the second time on their new song called 'I Don't Care'. What was the first you ask? I don't care.

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What's Ed doing in a farm? Ed Sheeran the sheep.

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I listened to the new Ed Sheeran album. I can't wait for Exponentiate.

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Where is Ed Sheeran's wife? Shee ran.

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Ed Sheeran opened up a barber shop... ...and named it 'Head Sheerin'

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Whose soul did Ed Sheeran have to sell to become such a famous singer? Because it certainly wasn't his

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So Nicole Scherzinger has went from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran... Well, you know what they say...
Orange is the new black.

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Why Ed sheeran hasn't got a girlfriend? Because she ran

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My girlfriend asked me "How awesome is Ed Sheeran?" I said "He's OK - but I think he is better at milking cows."

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Ed Sheeran walks into a doctor’s office wearing a top hat. He takes off the hat and he’s got a big toad stuck to his head.
The doctor says, “Well, I can see why you wore the hat…”
The toad says, “I know, right?”

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Ed Sheeran broke both of his arms in a bicycle accident.... Hope his mom is around to help.

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Ed Sheeran walked into a bar... because a club isn't the best place to find a lover

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If Ed Sheeran doesn’t call his next album “—“ It’ll really take away from his career

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Why does Ed Sheeran fantasize about the 21st letter of the alphabet? Because he is in love with the shape of u

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Which famous celebrity is inlove with a vowel shape? Ed Sheeran

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A barbers favorite singer? Ed Sheeran.

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