Clever Insult joke If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level.
An ego and a superego walk into a bar. The bartender says “I’ll have to see some id”.
If I wanted to kill myself... I'd jump from your ego to your IQ.
I just found my friend has a secret life as a priest It's his altar ego
My friends a farmer with a huge ego problem All I did was ask where he was and he brags that he’s out standing in his field
Trump's ego is so big...
Trump's ego is so big that when he bangs a super-model, he closes his eyes and imagines he's jerking off.
-Seth Macfarlane, CC Roast of Trump
An ego and a superego walk into a bar. The bartender says "I'm gonna need to see some id".
How does the pope refer to his secret superhero identity? It's his altar ego.
My friends say I'm ego-centric. But enough about them...
I told my wife "Beware the Ides of March!"
I told my wife "Beware the Ides of March! I'm in the mood to do some stabbing from behind, if you know what I mean. "
She said, "I just might die of surprise if you make it to 23 stabs!"
So yeah, only my ego got murdered today.
How do you kill an Italian?
Take him to the top of his ego and throw him off.
(This is a joke we say in Colombia but about the Argentinians)
Conversation at the breakfast table this morning.
Him: I shouldn’t say “I love you with all my heart.” I should say, “I love you with all my liver,” since it’s bigger.
Me: Then you should love me with all your ego.
Him: I don’t love you that much.
I used to have major ego problem But since I got rid of if I'm pretty much perfect
What three words are most destructive to a man's ego? Is it in?
Why are Americans so arrogant? Because our national bird is the ego.
The ego and superego walk into a bar... The bartender says.. I need to see some ID
They say I have an inflated Ego.
I don’t know what they mean. Got an inflatable castle for my kids,
and I guess they're just envious that I'm such a great father.
Ego and superego walk into a bar The bartender says “I’m gonna need to see some id”
If I ever wanted to kill myself... climbing up your ego and jumping down to your IQ level would get the job done.
I lost my Id the other day. Well, at least I still have my Ego and Super Ego.
Three Words
Three words to ruin a man's ego...
"Is it in?"
Three words to ruin a woman's ego...
"I don't know"
Did ya hear about the cannibal lion with a huge ego? He had to swallow his pride
Three Words to Ruin a Guy's Ego Girl: Is it in??
What do you call a Superhero with a dentist alter ego? Plaque Panther
During our breakup, my ex said that my ego was way too big But I think it’s one of the things that makes me so great
As a middleaged Argentine native I have come to the conclusion that our big ego and our arrogance don't let us see things the way they really are. We must admit that sometimes we make mistakes. Thus, we Argentines are imperfect. ...until you reach 50.
What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach? ....Sandy ego.
How to commit suicide? Climb up to Trumps ego and jump down to his IQ.
[Short Joke] Why is the Star Lord so reckless? Because he has no Ego
How does Donald trump kill himself? By jumping from his ego to his IQ
Suicide If I'd ever want to commit suicide, I will jump off your ego to your elo.
Donald Trump just tweeted he will build a Moon base and be the first person to step foot on the Moon again. I can hear it now... Houston this is Tranquility base the Ego has landed
I'm trying to work on my ego... But it's hard if you're so awesome.
What did the arab with an ego have to say? I-raq!
I have the smallest ego ever. I should have a world record for how small my ego is.