El Chapo Jokes

The Mexican drug lord El Chapo has been extradited to the United States... It's still unclear which cabinet post he'll be appointed to.

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Funny El Chapo Jokes
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What do narcos use for dry lips? El chapostick

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What do you call a drug dealing hairdresser? El Chapo

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I see that El Chapo has been extradited to the U.S. So we may not get a Mexican wall but I bet we get a tunnel!

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What do you call a mexican barber? El Chapo

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El Chapo is a very special guy… He's juan of a kind

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive. I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.

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Who called El Chapo "Drug lord" ...and not "His Royal Highness"?

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Why was El Chapo so popular among academics? There were many *essays* around him

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El Chapo came so close to a comfortable life of fantastic wealth and power. He would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for those Medellín kids.

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What drink does the leader of a Mexican Cartel get from Starbucks? CaramEL CHAPOccino

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