Election Day Jokes

Funny Election Day Jokes
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This Election Day will be like a dinner date with Bill Cosby. When you wake up, you just know something bad happened.

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Election Day was the perfect day to go see Doctor Strange... I got to experience a scary bizarro world were sanity was cast aside and the laws of nature were twisted to the breaking point, and I also went to a movie.

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Only a few weeks left before Election Day in the US and I am still undecided... ...if I should move to Canada or New Zealand.

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What do horses hope for on election day? A stable economy

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This year has been so weird it feels like tomorrow isn't election day Oh yeah I'm not American

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[WP] You are a candidate running for a seat in the senate, the day before the election you body slam a reporter. Election Day comes and goes and you end up the winner! There are no repercussions and, in fact, it makes you even more popular among your base.

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What do goats do on election day? Voat.

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What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day? Don't blow it

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After election day results were released by the media, everyone was celebrating. Everyone, apart from one. Al Gore. He's been here before.

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