How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer? Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
I like my women how I like my light bulbs... Not too bright, easy to turn on and hanging from electrical wire in my basement.
My son kept chewing electrical cables. So i had to ground him.
"You're a unit of electrical energy, Harry." "I'm a watt?"
The problem majoring in Electrical Engineering... is keeping up with Current Events.
What do electrical engineers call their friends? Ohmies
My girlfriend wanted me to make her feel like she's the only girl in the world. So I signed her up for Electrical Engineering.
What do you call an electrical component that is anti-yoga An ohm resistor
Man sticks finger into electrical socket... What happens next will shock you.
I once went to an open air Queen concert.
It was good, but there was a terrible electrical storm during the set
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening...
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!
What is black and smokes and is attached to electrical wires? A bad electrician
My wife says I’m hopeless at fixing electrical appliances. Well, she’s in for a shock.
So an electrical engineer built a house entirely out of resistors. The welcome mat said Ohm Sweet Ohm.
I just found out the contractor that did my electrical work wasn't even licensed. Needless to say, I was shocked!
The punchline to this clickbait joke may shock you... Exposed electrical wiring.
Electrical Joke
Dad was a Bell System engineer. I told him that he had put up with BS for 40 years. But that is not his joke. His was:
How long is a short circuit?
As long as it takes to ***find*** it!
What did the electrical engineer say when he got shocked? That hertz.
Top Ten Worst Electrical Outlets Number six will shock you!
Why don't electrical engineers get girls? Because they can resistor.
A Level Physics lmao
Why was the physicist studying gravitational fields so much more handsome than the one studying electrical fields?
Electrical Fields are repulsive sometimes, but Gravitational Fields are always attractive.
Nikola Tesla was in trouble - he had not done his electrical studies assignment and his teacher was not happy...
His teacher asks, "well, where is it?".
Searching for a legitimate excuse, Tesla says, "I did it - but the dog ate my ohmwork".
What do you call an electrical engineer trying to solve an issue? Sherlock Ohms
what did the buddhist say to the electrical engineer? ‘ohmmmmmmmm’
I asked an electrician to fix an electrical issue at my house He refused
My son kept chewing on electrical chords, so I grounded him... He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is? You use an o-silly-scope!
Which detective investigates electrical crimes?
Sherlock Ohms
That's why his partner is called Wattson...
Doubting wife!
My wife has absolutely no confidence in my ability to repair electrical items around the house.
Well, she's in for a shock!
My girlfriend used to do flashy shows on a chair for me. It was electrical.
I talked to my son about the dangers of eating Tide Pods.
He wanted to know if I did anything dumb like that when I was young on a dare.
I said, "We used to lick electrical outlets"
He found it shocking
How do you call a cephalopod that is not affected by electrical current? An Ohmtopus.
Reed Richards posses a mastery of mechanical, aerospace, electrical engineering, chemistry and biology But we all know why he's called Mr. Fantastick.
I went to a friend's house for the first time only to find that his living room was full of live electrical wires and running water... I was shocked.
What's electrical tapes favorite political hashtag? #Resist