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Two test tickles

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What's the last thing every Tickle Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.

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What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory? Two test tickles.

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What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory? Two test tickles

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How do you know tickle me Elmo is male? Because before he leaves the factory they give him two test tickles.

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What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two Test-tickles

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What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before leaving the factory? 2 Test Tickles

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I once had a job in quality control at a toy factory. I had to give Elmo two test tickles.

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Whats the last thing they give a Tickle Me Elmo when he rolls off the factory line? Two test tickles

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What does Tickle Me Elmo get before he leaves the factory? Two test-tickles

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I was arrested for pushing the demo button on an Elmo doll. He accused me of touching his test-tickles.

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Why all Tickle me Elmo dolls are male. They all get two test tickles before they leave the factory.

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A supervisor at a Tickle-Me-Elmo factory... ...instructed an employee to give the dolls 'test tickles'. The dolls were recalled for being anatomically correct.

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What does the Tickle-Me Elmo get before he leaves the factory? Two test-tickles...

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What Does A Tickle Me Elmo Get Before It Leaves The Factory? Two Test-Tickles

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What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores? Give it two test-tickles.

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What did the tickle me elmo get when he left the production line? Two test tickles.

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Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory? They only gave him one test tickle.

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Tickle me Elmo was recalled They forgot to give him two test tickles.

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What does every Tickle Me Elmo get before leaving the Tyco factory? A couple of test-tickles.

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What does a Tickle Me Elmo get right before he leaves the factory? Two test tickles

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory? Two test-tickles.

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How do they do quality control at the Tickle-Me-Elmo factory? They give each doll two test tickles.

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What do they give Tickle Me Elmo before he leaves the factory? Test-tickles

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elmo jokw What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory? Two test tickles!

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What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory? Two testicles.

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What’s the last thing they gave to Tickle Me Elmo before he left the factory? Two Test Tickles.

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what did they give tickle me elmo before they let him leave the factory? 2 test-tickles

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What do they give tickle-me-elmo, before putting him on shelves? Test tickles

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Elmo, Bill Cosby, and Ronald Reagan are told to save the world. Their solution: Tickle Down Economics

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Why do Elmo and Asian cuisine go so well together? Because he's a sesame ginger

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What was the last thing they did to Tickle Me Elmo before he left the factory? They gave him two test tickles.

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