Elsa Jokes

Courtesy of my youngest child - why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway.

My youngest son thought of this all by himself...he's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska.

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Courtesy of my 11 yr old: why don't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will just let it go.

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Funny Elsa Jokes
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'd just Let It Go.

As told to me by my 5 year-old daughter

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Joke said by my little sister "Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?"
"Why?"
"Because she will let it go"

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Why was the snow yellow? Elsa let it go.

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Einstein married his cousin elsa. even his marriage was relative.

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What do you call Elsa when she locked herself in her room for years? Iceolated

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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go

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Elsa My daughter just told me this before bed.

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll let it go.

*courtesy of my 6 year old*

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What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common? The cold never bothered them anyway......

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Why can't you give Elsa (from Frozen) a balloon? Because she'll let it go.

My 5-year-old son just told me this.

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!"

This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go

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I got an icy handjob from Elsa last week But three seconds in I was screaming “Let it go! Let it go!!”

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I saw lot of kids wearing Elsa costume for Halloween today. Its been 6 years since the movie released. I think kids should just Let it Go.

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(From my 7 year old) Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon? Because she'll just let it go.

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What do we get if Anna and Elsa are in a major car accident? Frozen vegetables

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Why shouldn't you let Elsa hold a balloon? Because she'll just let it go

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I don’t get why Elsa was so sad after her parents died at sea She should really learn to Let It Go

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Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen? You never know when she'll Let it Go.

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A Disney princess was arrested by mistake They thought it was someone Elsa.

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Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she would let it go...let it go....let it go.

(From my daughter)

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Why did Elsa lose her kite? She let it go.

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Elsa got an award for perfect attendance Because a cold never bothered her anyway

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Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll just let it go

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frozen 2 coming soon

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I don't think Princess Elsa would be a very good girlfriend, She seems frigid.

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An 8 year old kid told me this joke. Why shouldn't you let Elsa hold on to your kite?

Because she will let it go.

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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll let it goooo, let it gooo...

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Why isn’t Elsa allowed a balloon? Because she’ll let it go.

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How did Elsa feel about absolute zero? She was 0k.

The cold never bothered her anyway.

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I really really wanted to meet Elsa I was told to let it go

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