Every marriage has 3 rings. First is the engagement ring. Second, the wedding ring. Then comes the suffering.
I was taught there are 3 rings in life. The engagement ring. The wedding ring. And the suffering.
In marriage there are 3 types of rings The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.
My dog swallowed my engagement ring last night, but luckily coughed it out when he barked. There was a diamond in the ruff.
Does anyone know where Engagement, Ohio is? About halfway between Dayton and Marion
My daddy always warned me about the 3 rings of marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
Where is Engagement, Ohio? It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.
Marriage is a three ring circus:
1. Engagement ring.
2. Wedding ring.
3. Suffer-ring.
They say marriage is like a three ring circus ... There is the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering ...
My grandpa told me about the 3 rings of marriage today... The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.
If I worked in a restaurant.... on Valentines Day I'd put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink.
Marriage is a three ring circus... ...first there is the engagement ring, then the wedding ring and then comes the suffering.
What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?
1) The engagement ring
2) The wedding ring
3) The suffering
There are three rings of marriage.
The engagement ring.
The wedding ring.
Then the suffering.
There are 3 rings in marriage An engagement ring, a wedding ring and suffering
What are the three rings of marriage? The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
You know what the 3 rings of marriage are?
The engagement ring.
The wedding ring.
And the suffering.
Marriage is like a three ring circus. First you've got the engagement ring, then you've got the wedding ring, and then you've got the suffering.
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What comes after the engagement ring and the wedding ring? The suffer ring.
There were three rings in OJ Simpson's marriage. First, they had the engagement ring. After that, they had the wedding ring. And finally, there was the murdering.
The four rings of marriage. The Engagement ring, the Wedding ring, Enduring and, Suffering.
3 rings in a man's life
1. Engagement ring
2. Wedding ring
3. Suffering
There are 3 rings in a marriage.... Engagement ring. Wedding ring. Suffering.
Customer told me this yesterday... First comes the engagement ring...followed by the marriage ring...but no one ever told me what came after that. The suffering.
Marriage is an institution of three rings. Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering
You get three rings in marriage Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering
Marriage is a three ring circus... Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffer-ring
What idiot called it an engagement ring... When he could've called it a Kneel Diamond?
I was late to my own wedding because... I had a prior engagement.
What’s the difference between being married and social media news?
With news, getting enraged leads to further engagement.
With marriage, getting engaged leads to further enragement.
Why buy an iPhone X? If you feel the need to spend that kind of money on something that will be obsolete in 3 years, buy an engagement ring
Have you heard about the 3 rings of marriage?
1. The engagement ring
2. The wedding ring
3. The suffering