Engagement Jokes

Funny Engagement Jokes
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Every marriage has 3 rings. First is the engagement ring. Second, the wedding ring. Then comes the suffering.

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I was taught there are 3 rings in life. The engagement ring. The wedding ring. And the suffering.

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In marriage there are 3 types of rings The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.

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My dog swallowed my engagement ring last night, but luckily coughed it out when he barked. There was a diamond in the ruff.

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Does anyone know where Engagement, Ohio is? About halfway between Dayton and Marion

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My daddy always warned me about the 3 rings of marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

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Where is Engagement, Ohio? It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.

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Marriage is a three ring circus: 1. Engagement ring.
2. Wedding ring.
3. Suffer-ring.

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They say marriage is like a three ring circus ... There is the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering ...

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My grandpa told me about the 3 rings of marriage today... The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.

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If I worked in a restaurant.... on Valentines Day I'd put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink.

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Marriage is a three ring circus... ...first there is the engagement ring, then the wedding ring and then comes the suffering.

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage? 1) The engagement ring

2) The wedding ring

3) The suffering

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There are three rings of marriage. The engagement ring.

The wedding ring.

Then the suffering.

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There are 3 rings in marriage An engagement ring, a wedding ring and suffering

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What are the three rings of marriage? The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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You know what the 3 rings of marriage are? The engagement ring.
The wedding ring.
And the suffering.

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Marriage is like a three ring circus. First you've got the engagement ring, then you've got the wedding ring, and then you've got the suffering.

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What comes after the engagement ring and the wedding ring? The suffer ring.

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There were three rings in OJ Simpson's marriage. First, they had the engagement ring. After that, they had the wedding ring. And finally, there was the murdering.

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The four rings of marriage. The Engagement ring, the Wedding ring, Enduring and, Suffering.

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3 rings in a man's life 1. Engagement ring
2. Wedding ring
3. Suffering

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There are 3 rings in a marriage.... Engagement ring. Wedding ring. Suffering.

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Customer told me this yesterday... First comes the engagement ring...followed by the marriage ring...but no one ever told me what came after that. The suffering.

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Marriage is an institution of three rings. Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering

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You get three rings in marriage Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering

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Marriage is a three ring circus... Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffer-ring

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What idiot called it an engagement ring... When he could've called it a Kneel Diamond?

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I was late to my own wedding because... I had a prior engagement.

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What’s the difference between being married and social media news? With news, getting enraged leads to further engagement.

With marriage, getting engaged leads to further enragement.

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Why buy an iPhone X? If you feel the need to spend that kind of money on something that will be obsolete in 3 years, buy an engagement ring

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Have you heard about the 3 rings of marriage? 1. The engagement ring

2. The wedding ring

3. The suffering

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