Hilarious English Class Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

In an English class... Teacher: David, give me a sentence starting with "I."
David: I is...
Teacher: No, David. You must always say "I am."
David: Oh right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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An English class is writing an essay One of the students asks how long the essay should be.
The teacher responds, "Like a skirt. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep me interested".

Score: 71

In English class I learned the word for when you take someone literally. “Kidnapping”

Score: 26

My mother died two weeks ago and my son hasn’t attended English classes since. I think he’s missing gramma.

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One time in English Class our teacher asked us to make a sentence with the word “Dandelion”. Carl says “The dandelion is beautiful.”
The Jamaican Transfer Student then says “The cheetah is faster DanDeLion.”

Score: 16

I failed medical school for the same reason I failed English class Improper: Colon placement

Score: 15

Why did the Mexican fail English class? Because he refused to turn in his essays

Score: 12

I was watching Star Wars in English Class And a classmate says "metaphors be with you"

Score: 9

Computer Science major walks into an English class The Professor says "Welcome to English 101".

The student panicks.

"What's wrong?" asks the Professor.

"I missed the first 4 English classes".

Score: 9

Hitler failed English class. He was an anti-semantic.

Score: 8

I was in my English class the other day.... And I didn't understand the book that was in the curriculum.
So I made all my students write a 3 page report about it.

Score: 6

I didn't pay attention in English class so now I can't use contractions properly But it's what it's.

Score: 6

A mexican boy in english class... A mexican boy in english class passed a note to his friend. The teacher saw it, and screeched "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

To which he replied, "writing an esé"

Score: 5

Why did the illegal latinos all fail their English classes? They didn't turn in their esés.

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Why did the Mexican failed his English class? He wouldn't turn in his essay.

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In my 8th grade english class I wrote a script titled "The Pun" It was a play on words.

Score: 4

Wanna know what my English class is like? IT'S LIT

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English class...... Teacher.
One day our country will be corruption free. which tense is it??
student.
Future impossible tense.

Score: 3

What are the most offensive jokes you know? What's the difference between Pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

That joke got a kid suspended from my high school english class.

Score: 3

Why the Spainish love English class.... Essays

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I was writing an essay about thunderstorms in my English class and I couldn't quite come up with a perfect thesis! Then it struck me.

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What do you get when you mix English class with alcohol? Tequila Mockingbird

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What happened to Santa Clause when he took an English class to write his own letters? He became an independent clause.

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Beginner's English class Hello! How are you?
I'm high, thank you!

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When does Eminem go to English class? Aftermath

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I was in the shop looking for a new pencil for English class 2B or not 2B, that is the question

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I never did super well in English class But I always got an A for affort!

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Little Johnny does poetry. One day in English class, Little Johnny is asked to write a poem. He gets up in front of class and tells them "I've named this poem Old Lady's Underpants."

Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
Grandma's are purple.

Score: 1