English teachers' favorite knock-knock joke
Knock-knock
Who's there?
To
To who?
*To whom*
What do you call a convention for English teachers? Comma-Con
What do English teachers and my girlfriend have in common? They both yell at me for misusing the colon.
What do you call a traffic jam full of English teachers? A full stop.
What are the two types of people who love the words "Who, what, when, where and why?" English teachers and Alzheimer's patients
Why do English teachers never get depressed?
Why do English teachers never get depressed?
They’re really good at finding meaning where none exists.