Environmental Jokes

Ranchers in Colorado are conducting a crucial experiment on the environmental sustainability of using hemp as a feed source for cattle. The steaks have never been higher.

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The other day I took a dump, then did some drugs, then went for a bike ride. Then I saw an environmental poster that said "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" - so I did it all over again.

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Funny Environmental Jokes
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Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award? Everything gets recycled.

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What do you call anti-environmental music? Plastic Rap

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I've heard all the environmental activists' arguments for banning plastic products... and they're really just grasping at straws.

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Girls who talk about girls’ problems are great. But girls who talk about environmental problems are Greta.

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African conservationists call for the ban on hunting hippopotamus to be lifted, citing environmental concerns. To me the whole thing seems so hippocritical.

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Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth? r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

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A new environmental slogan Environmental groups fighting global warming are missing a golden opportunity for a slogan. No more "save the snow", or "save snow sports", or "the death of snow"....


They should call it... A winter-vention!

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There has never been an environmental initiative as popular as this one r/jokes

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After taking a degree in environmental sciences, my father said I now should get my feet wet doing a real project. So he bought me a flight ticket to Indonesia.

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The White House Announced A New Environmental Initiative This Morning They will now recycle the same bullshit everyday instead of buying it fresh.

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The year is 2150, environmental degradation has wiped out large swaths of foodcrops including the chickpea... Awards for 21st century environmental activism are given out ***posthoumously***

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What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Well that’s environmental impact for you.

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