What's the difference between erotic & kinky ? Erotic is when you use a feather ; kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
What did the erotic novel author get from his editor?
Sticky notes.
What did he get from his publisher?
A hard copy.
Why is everyone always late to Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Anonymous meetings? Because they're all tied up, but coming soon.
The difference between being erotic and being kinky? It's erotic if you use a feather... ...but it's *kinky* if you use the whole chicken.
Did you hear The Fonz wrote an erotic novel? It's called 50 Shades of Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
What genre consists of erotic novels? Cliterature
I asked my dyslexic friend to pick me up some erotic videos featuring law enforcement officers He came back with pop corn.
What is the difference between erotic and kinky? erotic is when you use a feather, kinky is when you use the whole chicken
What’d they call the movie about auto erotic asphyxiation? Die Hard
Erotic is using a feather… …kinky is using the whole chicken...
Difference between erotic and perverted You can be erotic by gently stroking your girlfriend with a feather. But its perverted if you take the whole goose to do it.
Do you know the difference between erotic and perverted?
An erotic person will use a feather on their partner.
A perverted person uses the whole chicken.
What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use a whole chicken.
What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather, kinky is when you use the whole chicken
How come erotic games are always digital downloads? I just want a physical release.
difference between erotic and kinky Erotic is is rubbing a feather all over your lover; Kinky is using the chicken.
What's the difference between being erotic and kinky?
Erotic is when you use a feather.
Kinky is when you use the whole dam bird!
The difference between erotic and kinky:
Erotic is when you use a feather.
Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
I find America's shape very erotic. That's why I came to this country.
What do they say about building an erotic statue? "If you build it they will come."
Erotic is using a feather Kinky is using the whole chicken!
What's the difference between erotic and pervert?
Erotic is when he tickles you with a feather.
Pervert is when the chicken is still attached.
What's the problem with auto-erotic asphyxia? You don't know if you're coming or going
What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.
I'm writing an erotic novel featuring tea and pastries. I'm calling it "Romancing the Scone."
You know, I’m into auto erotic asphyxiation, but there is one downside. You can never really tell if your coming or going.
Whats the diff between EROTIC and KINKY?
EROTIC is when you use a feather.
KINKY is when you use the whole chicken.
[OC] My therapist asked me what was my earliest erotic remembrance and I told him it was wearing my mother's lingerie when I was a child. he said it was probably a Freudian slip.
Erotic literature for premature ejaculators
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Chapter 1.
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She looked at him.
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Gonna open up an erotic bakery Calling it "Fudgeina"
I have decided to write erotic literature for premature ejaculators.
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Chapter 1
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He looked at her.
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