Ethics Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow and an octopus? A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

Score: 2188

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus? A visit from the Scientific Professional Ethics Committee and immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

Score: 763

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo and an Elephant? A letter from the Scientific Ethics Committee and a withdrawl of your grant money.

Score: 185

What do you get if you cross an alligator with a giraffe? A visit from the ethics committee and immediate withdrawal of your funding.

Score: 141
Funny Ethics Jokes
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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale? Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Score: 103

What do you get when you cross an Octopus and a Cow A very stern letter from the Scientific Ethics Committee and immediate removal of your grant funding

Score: 85

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion? A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Score: 81

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus? Your funding revoked by the ethics board.

Score: 76

What do you get when you cross a Cow with and Octopus? A Visit from the ethics committee, and immediate withdrawal of your funding.

Score: 63

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? A sternly worded letter from the ethics committee and your funding revoked.

Score: 53

Courtesy of my 7yo daughter: What do you get when you cross a cow and an octopus? A call from the ethics department and the immediate revocation of your grant funding!

Score: 39

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino? A visit from the university board of ethics.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus? Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Score: 31

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar? Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Score: 29

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus? A visit from the ethics committee and immediate withdrawal of your funding.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? A reprimand from the Scientific Integrity and Professional Ethics Committee and immediate withdrawal of your grant funding...

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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What do you get if you cross a cow and an octopus? A ceasing of your funding and an investigation from the ethics committee

Score: 15

Latest news from the FIFA corruption scandal: Shock announcement from FIFA's Ethics Committee:

"FIFA has an Ethics Committee"

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a flamingo? A visit from an ethics committee and your funding revoked.

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What do you get when you cross a Cow with an Octopus? An immediate withdrawal of your funding and a visit from the Ethics Committee.

Score: 12

What do get if you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant? A stern letter from the scientific ethics committee.

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What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow? Your reasearch funding revoked and a review by the ethics committee.

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What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale? A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

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Anyone know a good joke about cigarettes and ethics? I'm doing a presentation about the subject and I would love to throw in some humor, but I can't think of anything that is quick and simple. Any jokes you can loan me? =P

Thanks for reading/posting.

Score: 8

What do you get when you cross a baby with an octopus? An angry letter from the ethics committee and immediate cessation of all funding.

(The joke about the man and the egg reminded me of this).

Score: 8

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A hearing with the ethics committee and a revoked veterinary license. “Elephino...” you disgust me.

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what do you get if you cross an octopus with a scorpion? A freeze on your funding, and an immediate visit from the ethics committee.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? Immediate revocation of your funding and a visit from the ethics board.

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What do you get when you cross a cow, an octopus, and a man? a reprimand from the ethics commissioner.

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The 3 shortest books ever written are: Polish Wisdom

Jewish Business Ethics

Black Guys I Met While Yachting

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus? A visit from the ethics committee and your funding pulled.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an octopus? An immediate cessation of funds and a stern reprimand from the ethics committee

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