What do you get when you cross a cow and an octopus? A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus? A visit from the Scientific Professional Ethics Committee and immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo and an Elephant? A letter from the Scientific Ethics Committee and a withdrawl of your grant money.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a giraffe? A visit from the ethics committee and immediate withdrawal of your funding.
What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale? Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.
What do you get when you cross an Octopus and a Cow A very stern letter from the Scientific Ethics Committee and immediate removal of your grant funding
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion? A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus? Your funding revoked by the ethics board.
What do you get when you cross a Cow with and Octopus? A Visit from the ethics committee, and immediate withdrawal of your funding.
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? A sternly worded letter from the ethics committee and your funding revoked.
Courtesy of my 7yo daughter: What do you get when you cross a cow and an octopus? A call from the ethics department and the immediate revocation of your grant funding!
What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino? A visit from the university board of ethics.
What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus? Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar? Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus? A visit from the ethics committee and immediate withdrawal of your funding.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? A reprimand from the Scientific Integrity and Professional Ethics Committee and immediate withdrawal of your grant funding...
What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
What do you get if you cross a cow and an octopus? A ceasing of your funding and an investigation from the ethics committee
Latest news from the FIFA corruption scandal:
Shock announcement from FIFA's Ethics Committee:
"FIFA has an Ethics Committee"
What do you get when you cross a lion with a flamingo? A visit from an ethics committee and your funding revoked.
What do you get when you cross a Cow with an Octopus? An immediate withdrawal of your funding and a visit from the Ethics Committee.
What do get if you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant? A stern letter from the scientific ethics committee.
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow? Your reasearch funding revoked and a review by the ethics committee.
What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale? A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
Anyone know a good joke about cigarettes and ethics?
I'm doing a presentation about the subject and I would love to throw in some humor, but I can't think of anything that is quick and simple. Any jokes you can loan me? =P
Thanks for reading/posting.
What do you get when you cross a baby with an octopus?
An angry letter from the ethics committee and immediate cessation of all funding.
(The joke about the man and the egg reminded me of this).
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A hearing with the ethics committee and a revoked veterinary license. “Elephino...” you disgust me.
what do you get if you cross an octopus with a scorpion? A freeze on your funding, and an immediate visit from the ethics committee.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? Immediate revocation of your funding and a visit from the ethics board.
What do you get when you cross a cow, an octopus, and a man? a reprimand from the ethics commissioner.
The 3 shortest books ever written are:
Polish Wisdom
Jewish Business Ethics
Black Guys I Met While Yachting
What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus? A visit from the ethics committee and your funding pulled.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an octopus? An immediate cessation of funds and a stern reprimand from the ethics committee