I have spent the last 2 years looking for my ex gf's killer... But no one will do it.
My ex gf wanted to embarrass me, and attempted to do so by loudly proclaiming in front of her friends how bad I was in bed. You should have seen the look on her face when they all disagreed.
Ran into my ex gf today... I put it in reverse and hit her again
My ex GF was like a good game of golf. All holes subpar.
My ex gf made me eat a boomerang We broke up but she always says that I'll come back
I've been looking for my Ex Gf's killer for 2 years I still can't find anyone to do it
My ex gf was allergic to wax No-one has ever been able to hold a candle to her
Whats the difference between my ex gf and my childhood imagination? Nothing, they both don't exist anymore.
I'm going to send my gf a fornite win! Edit: ex gf