If I had a dollar for every time I had an existential crisis Would it even matter?
If I had a dollar for every existential crisis I've had Does money even matter
If i had a dollar for every time i had an existential crisis... it wouldn't matter because currency is a social construct and life is meaningless
If I had a dollar for every existential crisis I have ever had... Does money even matter?
What do you call an existential lycanthrope? A whywolf.
If I had a dollar for every existential crisis I've ever had... Does money even matter?
If I had a nickel for every existential crisis I've ever had.. Does money even matter ?
What did the dolphin say during its existential crisis? I feel that my life has no porpoise.
Why did the existential nihilist cross the road? Who cares.
My girlfriend laughed at me for having an existential crisis at 17. Jokes on her. She doesn't even exist!
I saw my sister sobbing in her room, worried that her Philosophy degree might be worthless in today’s job market. I said, “Are you having an existential cry, sis?”
My sister graduated from college over a year ago and is still unemployed... I found her sobbing on the couch so I asked, "having an existential cry, sis?"
I was going to write a book about Existential Nihilism... But then I realized that it doesn't even matter.
What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)? Existence is futile.
What does a waffle call his complete existential paradigm shift? His eggo death
Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild? It lost its porpoise.
Why did the Existential Nihilist cross the road? No reason.
What's the difference between a Benign Cancer Cell and Malignant Cancer Cell? One of them has an existential crisis.
What do you call a homeopathic remedy thought to cure simply because it exists, yet has no purpose nor explanation as to why? Existential oils
Did you hear about the dolphin who went thru a existential crisis? Turns out, he lost his sense of porpoise.
How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis? You tell me.
If people don't wish to discuss the cruel existential futility of all human endeavour they shouldn't say.. ...Good Morning in the first place.
Does anyone else ever suddenly get all existential and acutely aware of their own self-awareness and that other people around you have their own consciousness? Just making sure it's not just me.
Existential Java I mixed de-caf coffee with regular coffee and they must have cancelled each other out because now I feel nothing.
What did the existential pig say? What ham I?
The existential dyslexic insomniac stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
I didn’t always know about my existential crisis fetish. I just came to derealization.
I gave someone an existential crisis last night.
How?
I confessed my love, and now they wish they never existed.
Today I failed a test and it gave me existential crisis...... It was a Captcha test.