"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? " "No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"
Before going to bed, a little child asks his dad a question.
"Daddy? Do all fairy tales begin with 'once upon a time'"?
The dad responds, saying "No, there are a whole series of fairy tales that begin with 'If elected, I promise...'"
Who's the poorest person in West Virginia? The Tooth Fairy.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale... I gave her some bread crumbs and left her in the forest.
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time’?” He replied, “No, a whole series of fairy tales begins with ‘If elected, I promise . . .’”
A little girl asked her father...
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with `Once Upon A Time`?”
He replied, “No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with `If elected I promise`.”
A little girl asked her Dad one day, “Dad, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time?'” Her Dad replied, “No honey, some of them begin with ‘If I’m elected.'”
What did Hagrid say to Tinkerbell when she started working at Dairy Queen? You're a Blizzard fairy!
I expected a call last night, so I slept with my phone under my pillow.
When I woke up it was gone, and there was a dollar coin in its place?!
Must have been the Bluetooth Fairy...
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest.
The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time a young man asked the fairest lady in the village to marry him. She looked him up and down and said "No."
He lived happily ever after.
How do you know the tooth fairy is a journalist? They're always searching for the tooth.
When is an elf not an elf? When he’s got his head up a fairy’s skirt, then he’s a goblin.
What is the difference between english and russian fairy tales?
English fairy tales start with "Once upon a time.."
Russian fairy tales start with soon comrades, soon..
Who is the odd one out between.... Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, Bill Cosby and the tooth fairy? The Easter bunny, the rest only come when you are sleeping.
What do you call a Gnome with his head up a Fairy's dress? A-Goblin.
We're so poor We're so poor that the tooth fairy gave us food stamps
Who is the poorest guy in the south? The Tooth Fairy.
How do meth addicts pay for their habit? The tooth fairy.
Daddy, do all fairy tales start with Once upon a time? No dear, there’s a whole series of fairly tales that start with “If elected, I promise”.
A Republican, a Democrat, a Communist, a priest, a rabbi, an Imam, an African, a Caucasian, an Asian, a horse, a giraffe, an elephant, a fairy, an elf, and an unicorn walk into a bar...
The bar tender looks up
"What is this? A joke?"
How do Meth-heads pay for their addiction? The tooth fairy
What do you call a gnome that muffs a fairy ? Goblin....
Where does a majority of a hockey player's salary come from? The tooth fairy
Bend over, little fairy... ...a wish is a wish.
Man Bun? or Douche Knot? neither, it's a fairy tail.
I was DEVISTATED when I found out the tooth fairy wasn't real. Because that means it was my parents who molested me.
When is a Pixie not a Pixie? When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.
Fairy tales
My granddaughter asked me, "Do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time?”
I said, no, some begin with "If elected, I promise to……………………"
What’s a jewish guys favorite fairy tale? Rumpleforeskin.
What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling? A Diction Fairy
A frog finds a wishing well...
A frog finds a wishing well. A fairy comes out of it and it says it will grant the frog any wish.
He said that he wants a good job, a large vehicle, and many girls.
He now drives a Bus for a girls school.
What do you call the slang of Fairy World? Jorgen
Do all Fairy Tales begin with ''Once Upon a Time''?
No........
The Best begin with ''If Am Elected''
I was devastated when I found out the tooth fairy wasn't real. Because that means it was my parents who molested me.
I'm a fairy. My name's Nuff. Fair enough.
I think beliefs are the core of humanity... But really everyone needs to stop believing in silly things like: the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy, or communism.
How do all Mexican fairy tales begin? Juan-ce upon a time...
What do you call a Mexican fast food fairy? Tacobell