Fairy Jokes

"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? " "No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"

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Before going to bed, a little child asks his dad a question. "Daddy? Do all fairy tales begin with 'once upon a time'"?

The dad responds, saying "No, there are a whole series of fairy tales that begin with 'If elected, I promise...'"

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Who's the poorest person in West Virginia? The Tooth Fairy.

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Funny Fairy Jokes
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My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale... I gave her some bread crumbs and left her in the forest.

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A little girl asked her father, “Daddy, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time’?” He replied, “No, a whole series of fairy tales begins with ‘If elected, I promise . . .’”

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A little girl asked her father... A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with `Once Upon A Time`?”

He replied, “No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with `If elected I promise`.”

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A little girl asked her Dad one day, “Dad, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time?'” Her Dad replied, “No honey, some of them begin with ‘If I’m elected.'”

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What did Hagrid say to Tinkerbell when she started working at Dairy Queen? You're a Blizzard fairy!

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I expected a call last night, so I slept with my phone under my pillow. When I woke up it was gone, and there was a dollar coin in its place?!


Must have been the Bluetooth Fairy...

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My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest.

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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale Once upon a time a young man asked the fairest lady in the village to marry him. She looked him up and down and said "No."

He lived happily ever after.

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How do you know the tooth fairy is a journalist? They're always searching for the tooth.

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When is an elf not an elf? When he’s got his head up a fairy’s skirt, then he’s a goblin.

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What is the difference between english and russian fairy tales? English fairy tales start with "Once upon a time.."
Russian fairy tales start with soon comrades, soon..

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Who is the odd one out between.... Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, Bill Cosby and the tooth fairy? The Easter bunny, the rest only come when you are sleeping.

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What do you call a Gnome with his head up a Fairy's dress? A-Goblin.

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We're so poor We're so poor that the tooth fairy gave us food stamps

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Who is the poorest guy in the south? The Tooth Fairy.

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How do meth addicts pay for their habit? The tooth fairy.

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Daddy, do all fairy tales start with Once upon a time? No dear, there’s a whole series of fairly tales that start with “If elected, I promise”.

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A Republican, a Democrat, a Communist, a priest, a rabbi, an Imam, an African, a Caucasian, an Asian, a horse, a giraffe, an elephant, a fairy, an elf, and an unicorn walk into a bar... The bar tender looks up

"What is this? A joke?"

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How do Meth-heads pay for their addiction? The tooth fairy

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What do you call a gnome that muffs a fairy ? Goblin....

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Where does a majority of a hockey player's salary come from? The tooth fairy

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Bend over, little fairy... ...a wish is a wish.

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Man Bun? or Douche Knot? neither, it's a fairy tail.

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I was DEVISTATED when I found out the tooth fairy wasn't real. Because that means it was my parents who molested me.

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When is a Pixie not a Pixie? When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

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Fairy tales My granddaughter asked me, "Do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time?”


I said, no, some begin with "If elected, I promise to……………………"

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What’s a jewish guys favorite fairy tale? Rumpleforeskin.

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What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling? A Diction Fairy

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A frog finds a wishing well... A frog finds a wishing well. A fairy comes out of it and it says it will grant the frog any wish.

He said that he wants a good job, a large vehicle, and many girls.

He now drives a Bus for a girls school.

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What do you call the slang of Fairy World? Jorgen

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Do all Fairy Tales begin with ''Once Upon a Time''? No........
The Best begin with ''If Am Elected''

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I was devastated when I found out the tooth fairy wasn't real. Because that means it was my parents who molested me.

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I'm a fairy. My name's Nuff. Fair enough.

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I think beliefs are the core of humanity... But really everyone needs to stop believing in silly things like: the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy, or communism.

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How do all Mexican fairy tales begin? Juan-ce upon a time...

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What do you call a Mexican fast food fairy? Tacobell

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