Science builds planes and skyscrapers but faith brings them together.
Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife...
She says, "Oh man, I'm a huge fan! I've got every one of your albums except the first one."
He says, "I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing".
I'm not sure faith can move mountains...
But we all know what it can do to skyscrapers.
EDIT: Thanks for the love. More people have upvoted this post than have died in the attacks.
I was recently asked if I believed faith could move mountains. Apparently "No, but I've seen what it can do to buildings," is the wrong answer.
Faith vs Science I’m not convinced that faith can move mountains, but I’ve seen what it can do to skyscrapers.
I'm not convinced faith can move mountain's But ive seen what it can do to skyscrapers
I'm not convinced faith can move mountains, but I know what it can do to skyscrapers. (Come on, it's been 15 years.)
"Science gives us airplanes and skyscrapers..." "but it's faith that brings them together."
Did you hear about the new Will Smith/Dwayne Johnson movie?
They play star-crossed lovers in the 1920s who are both struggling with a crisis of faith at their sexuality. The working title is:
"Dwayne Will Rock Smith's Johnson"
Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night... He was so bad, a man in a wheelchair got up and walked out.
The Pope walks into a synagogue... The rabbi says, "Why the wrong faith?"
Darth Vader walks into his local record shop and asks for a copy of George Michael's debut solo album
The guy behind the counter says "I'm sorry, it's out of stock."
Darth Vader shakes his head and says "I find your lack of Faith disturbing..."
What does a teenager with a lisp and a nun have in common? Faith book
The pope walks into a mosque The imam says "Hey, why the wrong faith?"
The Pope walks into a mosque The Imam asks "Why the wrong faith?"
The pope walks into a Mosque
A Muslim looks up and asks
"Why the wrong faith?"
Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night. He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out.
Science creates airplanes and skyscrapers, Faith brings them together
Faith may not be able to move mountains But I've seen the impact it has on buildings.
Science Builds Planes and Skyscrapers... Faith brings them together.
Science builds airplanes & skyscrapers... ...and faith brings them together.
A wife begins to question the faith of her husband.
Wife: "Am I pretty or ugly?"
Husband: "You're Both."
Wife: "What do you mean?"
Husband: "You're pretty ugly."
What is the difference between Faith and Hope? Depends on the strip club.
The Pope walks into a synagogue the Rabbi asks, "Why the wrong faith?"
Science builds airplanes and skycrapers Faith brings them together
They say faith can't move mountains But I've seen what it can do to skyskrapers
Why did Rihanna abandon the Catholic faith? She found love in a Popeless place.
If a person does exceedingly well in the Catholic faith, they become a saint. But if someone does equally well in the Hindu faith, they become a... Saint Bernard.
If you rearrange the letters in the words Faith and Religion, you can make "Microwave." No, don't test it or question it, just believe me.
My girlfriend is like Bigfoot She hasn't been found yet but I have faith she's still out there.
NYPD officers brutally beat chinese immigrant after he refused to tell them his name "I lost faith in humanity", said Fak Yu.
I failed stats because i have no faith in myself.. I couldn't find anything more than a 0% confidence interval.
I've completely lost faith in Walmart. Last time I saw her she was in the clothing department trying on a camouflage dress.
What did Darth Vader say when the Church of Scientology website got hacked? "I find your hack of faith disturbing."
Science and Faith Science may bring us airplanes and skyscrapers, but it's faith that brings them together.
Science gave us plane and skyscrapers Faith brought them together
What do you call an atheist Kanye West? Ye of little faith
What do you call it when Kanye West loses all hope? Ye of little faith..