Fantasy Jokes

My wife's fantasy is to be with another man. Mine is to have two girls at the same time. She must have misunderstood because now we have twin daughters from the mailman

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Help! I can't stop reading fantasy novels with female protagonists... ...I'm a heroine addict.

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I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 Shades of Grey... For example, the one where she gets a job right out of college.

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I asked my wife to dress up as a nurse tonight... to fulfill my fantasy... that we have health insurance.

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When my girlfriend told me that her fantasy was to be abducted, I thought she was joking. But she demands to be taken, seriously!

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Last night I let my boyfriend indulge his "scat" fantasy... <sigh>

I'm glad I got that off my chest.

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Funny Fantasy Jokes
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I said to my girlfriend, "Do you want to experiment with a role-play rape fantasy?" She said, "**NO!**"

I said, "*That's the spirit!*" —Jimmy Carr

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So i got fired from my job at the library, today Apparently the books about womens rights, do not belong at the fantasy department..

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Did you hear Donald Trump was in a fantasy action movie? He was the White Power ranger

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A very common male fantasy, is to have two women at the same time... one to cook, one to clean

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Apple and Fifty Shades of Gray are popular for the same reason ... ... they both offer the fantasy of being dominated by a rich guy, who pushes the boundarys of what you though you were into.

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A politician is arrested and is on his way to jail... Whoops, thought this was /r/fantasy .

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Guy: "Ever had a rape fantasy?" Girl: "No"

Guy: "That's the spirit"

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I've had this fantasy about an orgy with hot nurses that hasn't come true yet Guess I need to be patient

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My girlfriend just told me she has a schoolgirl fantasy. But honestly, I feel uncomfortable wearing the dress.

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My wife’s fantasy is to be with another man. Mine is to have two girls at the same time. She must have misunderstood because now we have twin daughters from the mailman.

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I accidentally walked into my daughter’s room and was shocked to see her reenacting a fantasy scene from 50 Shades of Grey. Like the one where she gets a decent job right out of college.

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I refuse to participate in my girlfriend’s western fantasy, where she dresses up as a cowgirl. I’m just not a fan of chapped lips.

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I asked my girlfriend to play a rape fantasy role-play. She said "No!" So, I said "That's the spirit!"

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I wish I could reenact the fantasy scenes from 50 Shades Of Gray Like the one where she gets a job right out of college.

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Why is Bill Cosby so good at Fantasy drafts? He always nails the sleepers

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The ISDS (Investor-State Dispute Settlement) clause of TTIP sounds so crazy that I begin to wonder: ISDS the real life? Or ISDS just fantasy?

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Captain Ahab is like G.W. Bush They're both violent men that have a revenge fantasy against a cheap source of oil.

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Why are there never black dwarves in fantasy films? Because Kevin Hart keeps suing the production companies for using his likeness without his approval.

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I asked my girlfriend if we could try out a rape fantasy. She said no. It was the best night of my life.

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My wife’s fantasy is to be with another man and mine is to have two girls at the same time… She must have misunderstood, because now, we have twin daughters from the mailman…

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Wife: I said any fantasy. I wore the police uniform, isn't that enough?! Me: No, no. Now say the words.

Wife: Fine!!

Me: .....

Wife: Sir, I have bad news about your wife

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My wife has a fantasy of seeing me with another woman Permanently, she wants a divorce.

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Why does Nintendo require an online subscription to finish Final Fantasy VII? Cloud saves.

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If you already drafted Andrew for your fantasy football team You're out of Luck.

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I met up with a girl to fulfill a rape fantasy she had... It turns out she had a pepper spray and police report fantasy too.

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There's one fantasy scene in 50 Shades of Grey that I'd love to be part of in real life... ...specifically, the part where the protagonist gets a job straight out of college.

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Watching this election has been like watching my fantasy football team on sundays... Always projected number 1 in points
( owning bell, brown, rodgers) , and always losing games

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I was asked to play fantasy football today I declined because being a Jets fan is enough fantasy.

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I did some Star War's fantasy roll playing this weekend Me, Hand Solo and Princess Didn't-Get-Laid-a.

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Aaron Hernandez is going to be a steal in everyone's fantasy draft this year Experts are saying that he'll probably be hanging around and available in the late rounds.

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The final fantasy series of games are to Japan as Call of Duty is to America. It’s how the younger generation remembers world war 2.

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My girlfriend has a schoolgirl fantasy... I get really uncomfortable when she makes me wear the outfit...

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So I recently got fired from my job at the library Apparently books about how to pick up women don't belong in the fantasy section.

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