Did you hear about the farmer's daughter who was sent home from the county fair? She couldn't keep her calves together.
I'm taking the goose farmer's daughter to the dance... I heard she knows how to get down
So, a Farmer's Daughter walks into a Bar . . .
. . .n.
*ba dum tish*
Did You Hear About the Farmer's Daughter? She couldn't keep her calves together.