Farming Jokes

Did you hear about the farmer that failed dairy farming school? He didn't work well with udders.

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Funny Farming Jokes
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What do you call a math tool that supports farming vehicle rights? Protractor

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Farming isn't for everyone.. But hay, it's in my jeans.

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Farming vegetables can get hectic at times, so lettuce romaine calm.

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dwights farm as suffered a massive blight, almost bankrupt he was signed for a massive record deal on the condition he give up farming turns out all he had to do was drop those sick beets

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Scarecrows love farming When I asked him why he loved farming so much he just said, "Hay, it's in my jeans."

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What do you call a person who likes geometry and farming? A pro-tractor!

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What is similar about studying farming and taking "yo mama" to the opera? One is taking horticulture....

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What did the farming professor say to his new students? "Welcome to my field."

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I'm tired of all these farming tips. Let's face it, there's only one thing that makes you good at farming Step one: be a tractor

Step two: don't be unnatractor

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I used to sell farming equipment... Until they outlawed slavery.

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I could tell you a joke about farming... But it would be the corniest joke you'd ever herd...

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A ciclist who just started a farming business needs to harvest his crops, what does he do? He buys sickles

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Which farming is useless and looked down by everyone? Karma Farming

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The person who wrote the auto-correct logic was killed in a bizarre farming accident. Rest in Pieces!

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What do farming students call the first few weeks of university? Threshers.

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Why was farming outlawed during World War Two? The germination controlled the crops.

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Never try to impress a women with farming equipment. It won’t be enough to a tractor attention.

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Why is rabbit farming a terrifying profession? Every day is a hare-raising experience.

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I once spoke to an extractor fan. He said to me, "I used to like farming vehicles, but now I'm not so fond of them."

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Indian chicks are far better looking than the ones from the west thanks to our revolutionary poultry farming techniques

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You won't believe this, United decided to buy 1,000,000 acres of land to start a farming business. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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I was once living very actively I did farming, running, playing football, tennis, participating into car races. Sometimes I would play poker and pool.

But later somebody stole my mobile and that was it...

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A farmer got asked how he was so good at farming.. He replied: “I’m always out standing in my field.”

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Describe your favourite farming tool with two adjectives... Sick-cool

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Joke on the recent ongoing events in South Africa What is the most dangerous farming equipment to operate in agriculture?

Anything you operate in South Africa.

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A man got into a farming accident and had to have the entire left half of his body amputated. It's okay, he's all right now.

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