Did you hear about the farmer that failed dairy farming school? He didn't work well with udders.
What do you call a math tool that supports farming vehicle rights? Protractor
Farming isn't for everyone.. But hay, it's in my jeans.
Farming vegetables can get hectic at times, so lettuce romaine calm.
dwights farm as suffered a massive blight, almost bankrupt he was signed for a massive record deal on the condition he give up farming turns out all he had to do was drop those sick beets
Scarecrows love farming When I asked him why he loved farming so much he just said, "Hay, it's in my jeans."
What do you call a person who likes geometry and farming? A pro-tractor!
What is similar about studying farming and taking "yo mama" to the opera? One is taking horticulture....
What did the farming professor say to his new students? "Welcome to my field."
I'm tired of all these farming tips. Let's face it, there's only one thing that makes you good at farming
Step one: be a tractor
Step two: don't be unnatractor
I used to sell farming equipment... Until they outlawed slavery.
I could tell you a joke about farming... But it would be the corniest joke you'd ever herd...
A ciclist who just started a farming business needs to harvest his crops, what does he do? He buys sickles
Which farming is useless and looked down by everyone? Karma Farming
The person who wrote the auto-correct logic was killed in a bizarre farming accident. Rest in Pieces!
What do farming students call the first few weeks of university? Threshers.
Why was farming outlawed during World War Two? The germination controlled the crops.
Never try to impress a women with farming equipment. It won’t be enough to a tractor attention.
Why is rabbit farming a terrifying profession? Every day is a hare-raising experience.
I once spoke to an extractor fan. He said to me, "I used to like farming vehicles, but now I'm not so fond of them."
Indian chicks are far better looking than the ones from the west thanks to our revolutionary poultry farming techniques
You won't believe this, United decided to buy 1,000,000 acres of land to start a farming business. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
I was once living very actively
I did farming, running, playing football, tennis, participating into car races. Sometimes I would play poker and pool.
But later somebody stole my mobile and that was it...
A farmer got asked how he was so good at farming.. He replied: “I’m always out standing in my field.”
Describe your favourite farming tool with two adjectives... Sick-cool
Joke on the recent ongoing events in South Africa
What is the most dangerous farming equipment to operate in agriculture?
Anything you operate in South Africa.
A man got into a farming accident and had to have the entire left half of his body amputated. It's okay, he's all right now.