One of my many niche-market jokes They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so why haven't beekeepers monopolized the fashion industry?
There was a fire in a yodelling school. Everyone was to exit in an orderly orderly orderly fashion.
Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion? Anyone can pull them off
Every time someone tries to explain fashion to me it's in one year and out the other.
I don't understand people wearing leather or fur... Don't they realize that animals are suffering because of their sense of fashion? They should put themselves into the animals' skin and try to understand.
Why can't fashion designers play uno? Because they always draw a cardigan.
When the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show comes on the TV. So do I.
Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out? I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
You haven't heard of The Incredible Hulk's new fashion line? It's all the rage.
Never talk to me about fashion It just goes out one year and out the other
I was trying to find out where my local pelt-merchant was hosting a “Lupine Designs” fashion gala for his fellow lycanthropes this year So I asked “Where is the werewolf’s wolf-wares warehouse where werewolves wear wolves’ wares?”
"Alright Mike Tyson, to win $100,000 you need to name a fashion accessory and a place in Australia." Mike Tyson: "That's easy. It's Perth!"
What do you call a fashion designer that rejects everything? Calvin Deklein.
What do you call a group of ducks quacking at once in a disorderly fashion? Quack-aphony
The Incredible Hulk has started his own fashion line. It's all the rage.
I'm thinking of starting a fashion line for alcoholics.. I guess I'll just call it.. Michael Coors Light
So apparently the new fashion trend of the day is to stick chewed gum in your hair It's a unique look but it's hard to pull off.
What do you call a dog's fashion sense? Doggy style.
did you watch the obese fashion show? they had some pretty good role models
I did a few fashion shoots with Marillion in the ‘80s. It was very easy work... like shooting Fish in apparel.
A PETA member was going to drive himself to a fashion show, but he changed his mind... ...when he found out they would show fur.
Why do dogs chew on shoes?
Because they have they have a taste for fashion!
(Courtesy of my 9 year old after our new puppy chewed on my wife's expensive shoes)
My Dad taught me to swim the old fashion way He took me down to the river and threw me in. As soon as I got out of that burlap sack I could swim like a fish!
What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection? Tommy Hilfigeritout
Burlap pants are coming into fashion, People are just itching to show off the new look.
Racist or not? Weather it's fashion, music or sports, black people have always been at the forefront of trend setting. They were even sitting at the back of the bus before it was cool.
I once met someone who refused to talk to people unless the conversation was about fashion. He was very clothes minded.
Chad always has an impeccable fashion sense, even when he's not trying People ask him how he does it and he tells them, "Well, I didn't stay in the closet all those years for nothing".
Recent fashion trends... certainly have given women the cold shoulder, haven't they?
Why did the fashion designer want to be cremated? Because he wouldn't be caught dead wearing the same outfit for all eternity.
What do you call a republican fashion director? Clothed minded
There's a new fashion inspired by the police It's a pullover in a hood
A fashion designer combined the national dress of India with the carefree styling of Polynesia. He's calling it his "Sari,Sarong number."