Fidel Castro was a cigar-smoking, repressive leader who hated free speech and a free press. Donald Trump, in comparison, doesn't smoke.
Fidel Castro said he wouldn't die until America was destroyed. Well, looks like he died 17 days after.
CIA finally succeeded in killing Fidel Castro Using the innovative 'Old age' technique
Fidel Castro survived 638 assassination attempts But even he could not survive 2016
I came 2nd in a Fidel Castro look-a-like competition.. close but no cigar
When I die, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like Fidel Castro ... ... not screaming in terror, like his victims.
What grades did Fidel Castro get at school? Full Marx
Came second place in a Fidel Castro lookalike competition. Close, but no cigar.
Fidel Castro and 11 Presidents
Fidel Castro survived 11
Presidents of the United States
-Eisenhower
-Kennedy
-Johnson
-Nixon
-Ford
-Carter
-Reagan
-Bush
-Clinton
-GW Bush
-Obama
But he couldn't take 15 days of Trump
Fidel Castro just died, Cubans can be finally happy that their country will be ruled by the young generation led by a much younger leader. His 85 year old brother!
Fidel Castro just passed away... ...I suppose Black Friday was too MUCH capitalism for him.
Fidel Castro Dies on Black Friday
Adam Smith: 1
Karl Marx: 0
What's Fuzzy, Smokes, and Comes in Cubes? Fidel Castro.
I just came second in a Fidel Castro lookalike contest. Judge said I was close, but no cigar.
The US government has been trying to get rid of Fidel Castro for 50 years. Trump gets elected, and Castro is dead within 3 weeks.
What do you call Fidel Castro's yacht? A dictatorship
I found a potato shaped like Fidel Castro It's a dictator.
What does Fidel Castro call his erectile dysfunction? The Cuban Missile Crisis
Fidel Castro survived assassination attempts, coups, plagues.... ....but was like, "Nah, I can't do a Trump world. Good luck y'all, I'm out."
Q: What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common? A: They're both dead gorillas.
What do you call a Cuban man who doesn’t believe in religion? Infidel Castro
Fidel Castro is dead Trump don't mess about.
Fidel Castro was a Muslim Otherwise he would have been called "Infidel".
One Last Humiliation: The CIA Just Bungled An Attempt To Drop A Piano On Fidel Castro’s Funeral Procession Luckily, It only cost them a grand.
Fidel Castro's last words Fidel Castro's final words were: "revive me I have the ray gun"
So Fidel Castro was once given a key to the City of Detroit... That is not a joke. That actually happened.
Today the world has lost a great leader who ruled with an iron fist. Mrs.Brady you will be missed... (some guy named Fidel Castro died too)