Fidel Castro Jokes

Fidel Castro was a cigar-smoking, repressive leader who hated free speech and a free press. Donald Trump, in comparison, doesn't smoke.

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Fidel Castro said he wouldn't die until America was destroyed. Well, looks like he died 17 days after.

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CIA finally succeeded in killing Fidel Castro Using the innovative 'Old age' technique

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Funny Fidel Castro Jokes
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Fidel Castro survived 638 assassination attempts But even he could not survive 2016

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I came 2nd in a Fidel Castro look-a-like competition.. close but no cigar

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When I die, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like Fidel Castro ... ... not screaming in terror, like his victims.

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What grades did Fidel Castro get at school? Full Marx

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Came second place in a Fidel Castro lookalike competition. Close, but no cigar.

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Fidel Castro and 11 Presidents Fidel Castro survived 11
Presidents of the United States

-Eisenhower

-Kennedy

-Johnson

-Nixon

-Ford

-Carter

-Reagan

-Bush

-Clinton

-GW Bush

-Obama

But he couldn't take 15 days of Trump

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Fidel Castro just died, Cubans can be finally happy that their country will be ruled by the young generation led by a much younger leader. His 85 year old brother!

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Fidel Castro just passed away... ...I suppose Black Friday was too MUCH capitalism for him.

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Fidel Castro Dies on Black Friday Adam Smith: 1
Karl Marx: 0

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What's Fuzzy, Smokes, and Comes in Cubes? Fidel Castro.

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I just came second in a Fidel Castro lookalike contest. Judge said I was close, but no cigar.

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The US government has been trying to get rid of Fidel Castro for 50 years. Trump gets elected, and Castro is dead within 3 weeks.

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What do you call Fidel Castro's yacht? A dictatorship

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I found a potato shaped like Fidel Castro It's a dictator.

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What does Fidel Castro call his erectile dysfunction? The Cuban Missile Crisis

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Fidel Castro survived assassination attempts, coups, plagues.... ....but was like, "Nah, I can't do a Trump world. Good luck y'all, I'm out."

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Q: What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common? A: They're both dead gorillas.

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What do you call a Cuban man who doesn’t believe in religion? Infidel Castro

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Fidel Castro is dead Trump don't mess about.

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Fidel Castro was a Muslim Otherwise he would have been called "Infidel".

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One Last Humiliation: The CIA Just Bungled An Attempt To Drop A Piano On Fidel Castro’s Funeral Procession Luckily, It only cost them a grand.

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Fidel Castro's last words Fidel Castro's final words were: "revive me I have the ray gun"

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So Fidel Castro was once given a key to the City of Detroit... That is not a joke. That actually happened.

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Today the world has lost a great leader who ruled with an iron fist. Mrs.Brady you will be missed... (some guy named Fidel Castro died too)

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