Guess who my financial advisor is going to be for halloween. PENNY-WISE
A man walks into a bank to see his financial advisor.
He sits down and says:
"I want to close my savings account."
"We're very sorry to hear that," says the advisor, "why is that?"
The man replies: "I've lost interest."
Being in an interview and being a financial advisor are the same thing.
At first you need to convince them you can make them money and then you try to take it all!
Let me know if it's a repost I feel very clever now!
I accidentally washed my wallet today... Turns out that’s not what my financial advisor meant when he told me to liquidate my assets.