Fireman Jokes

At this time of year, there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep. And that's why I'm no longer a fireman.

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Gender neutral guide: Fireman = Firefighter Policeman = Policefighter


Mailman = Mailfighter


Fisherman = Fisherfighter

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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell how you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn". hi Stupid fireman...

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My father always said, you need to fight fire with fire. Great father, terrible fireman.

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Funny Fireman Jokes
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At this time of the year.... ....there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep.




And that's why I'm no longer a fireman...

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My Father always said "You should fight fire with fire" He didn't last long as a fireman.

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What did the Mexican fireman name his two sons? Jose and hose B.

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My Dad told me "always fight fire with fire"... And that's why he's no longer a fireman.

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What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children? Jose and Hose B

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if a plumber's career can go down the drain... And a fireman's job can go up in smoke, can a hooker get laid off?

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I mean really, who does that? Who just walks up, pounds on your door and tells you, “You need to be saved or you’re going to burn!” The nerve of that fireman...

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My favorite quote is: "Kill it with fire"... Shouldn't have wrote that on my resume when I applied for a fireman.

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A Minsk fireman gets home from work... ... and says to his wife, "They told me that tomorrow I either go to Chernobyl or hand in my Party card."

"But you're not in the party," she replies.

"Right, so I'm wondering how do I get a Party card by tomorrow morning?"

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What do you call a fireman who lost his job? A Firedfighter

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What do you do when you see a fireman? you put it out, man

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What do you do if you see a fireman? Put it out man

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What did the Mexican fireman name his children? Jose and Hose B

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Why do fireman take out the people from building before they put the fire out by water? Because bros before hose.

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Why do they call me the fireman? Cause I turn on the hoes

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What did the fireman say when he walked into the burning strip club? Where my hose at?

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My uncle always said to fight fire with fire... I guess thats why he's not a fireman anymore.

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Did you hear about the Mexican fireman? He named his first son Jose.

And the second one Hose B.

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A fireman has two sons. He named the first one Jose. What did he name the second? Hose B

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Did you hear about the fireman who was hurt rescuing a cat from a tree? He went out on a limb.

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I think I’d be a sick fireman After all, I’m amazing at turning the hoes on.

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I grew up thinking my dad was a fireman Then I realised he was just an arsonist

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Two friends are in a bar when suddenly the towns fire horn sounds the one friend jumps up and heads towards the door.

"I didn't know you were a fireman!" the friend says.

"I'm not," says the other, "my girlfriend's husband is!"

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What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons? Jose and Hose B

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What do you do if you see a fireman? You put it out, man!

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What did the Mexican fireman call his sons? Jose and Hose B.

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My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire". He was a great man but a terrible Fireman.

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A teacher instructed a second-grade student to give a sentence about a public servant "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant", he answered.

"Umm... Do you know what pregnant means?"

"Yes", said the boy. "It means carrying a child."

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If a fireman offers you two ways to escape your burning house... ...always take the latter.

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'Wherever I go, I’m greeted with much warmth' Martin, 37, Fireman.

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A fireman walks into a strip club The first song to play was “I got hose”

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What do you call Fireman Sam after he has retired? Sam

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Why did the Strip club manager reject a retired Fireman's job application? Becuase he'd fire hoes.

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Why do they call me the fireman? Because I turn on the hoes.

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What happened to the Fireman's Pole? He tiled the Fireman's bathroom.

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