What is a pirate's favorite firework? M-80. Happy 4th of July!
A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.
What do you call a firework that's not very impressive? Ok boomer.
What's a pirate's favorite firework? M80
Where did the fire go on 4th of july? Firework
What’s the difference between a firearm and a firework?
Well one is banned in many us states for causing deadly injuries...
...and the other is a gun.
Tonight's firework show reminds me of my dad Really exciting for 30 minutes, then completely gone for a year
I told my wife that she’s like a firework Explosive, distracting, and can put you in hospital if you get to close.
Did you hear about the firework and the battery who got in a fight the other night? Apparently one was charged but the other one was let off..
What is a pirates favorite firework? M80
Did you hear about the firework that wouldn’t explode? It refused
Did you hear the one about the man who let a firework off on top of his head? He went out with a bang.
What kind of work is exploding in popularity? A firework.
Two men stand before a court.
One has stolen a set of batteries, the other nicked a firework and exploded it in his backyard.
The first man was charged, the other one was let off.
Firework jokes are just bad. Most of the time it goes wooosh.
What do you call a nuke that was launched on the 4th of July? The wrong firework.
How to castrate a redneck "Hold this lit firework and count to ten"
You’re not a firework... Don’t drive lit.