Police arrested two kids yesterday...
...one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one – and let the other one off.
The police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. The police charged one and let the other one off.
The police arrested 2 kids today
One was eating batteries and the second was eating fireworks
They charged the first one and let the other off
*Police arrested two kids* ** Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.**
Two kids were arrested last night. One ate a battery, the other ate fireworks. They charged the first, and let the other one off.
The police arrested two suspicious men in a car park today.
One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
Totally sick of idiots letting fireworks off early, it’s still October for goodness sake!!! Dog is going mad and keeps knocking the Christmas tree over!
Police arrested two kids, one for eating batteries, the other for eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Policie arrested 2 kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid and the other one was eating fireworks. One kid was charged, but the other one took off.
Police arrest two kids Police arrest two kids. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Police arrested two kids yesterday!!! Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
Why are fireworks so cool? It’s cause they’re lit.
Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other eating fireworks... They charged one, and let the other off.
Police arrested 2 kids today
One was drinking battery acid, the other other was eating fireworks.
They charged one- and let the other one off
A policeman arrested 2 boys yesterday, one for drinking battery acid, the other for eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
The police arrested two insane vagrants in an alley yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Kids these days.
The police arrested two kids yesterday.
One was drinking was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
So a policeman see's two kids in a street corner
One's drinking battery acid while the other is eating fireworks
So the policeman charged one and let one off
Two thieves were caught with a load of stolen batteries and fireworks... ...one of them was charged, and the other was let off.
July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers.
What did the lightning say to the fireworks?
Hey! You stole my thunder.
Credit to my nine year old daughter on the 4th
What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks? DINO-MITE!
Why wasn't Euro Disney popular? Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.
Q: What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?
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**A : Firequackers.**
I can’t believe people are letting fireworks off in October! It’s scared the dog so badly he’s knocked the Christmas tree over.
A policeman sees two boys, one with batteries, the other with fireworks He charges the first boy and lets the other off.
TIL that if you plug your amp into a 12" instead of your 8", you get fireworks. Whoops. Wrong sub.
Two guys were just arrested. I just saw on the news that two guys have been arrested in the city centre. One was drinking battery fluid and the other was chewing fireworks. One of them was charged but the other was let off.
I'm not sure if I want to play with illegal fireworks anymore. On one hand, I have all five fingers...
I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam But I passed with flying colors
Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job After they've been fired.
-Son, remember that in many ways, life is like a display of fireworks on a clear winter night.
-Beautiful?
-Nope. A pure loss, but fun none the less!
Thanks to the idiots who set off fireworks last night. It's only October! You scared my dogs so much that they knocked over my Christmas tree!
Why do people use fire during new year Because fireworks
What's your favorite game as a resident of Chicago? Mine is "Gunshots Or Fireworks?"
I asked some of my foreign friends how the new years fireworks were, and for some reason they showered me with profanities I'll never understand Australians.