My hot flight attendant asked how I like my coffee Trying to sound cool, I told her I like my coffee like I like my women. And that's when she told me "That's cute honey, but the coffee's free. You don't have to pay for it here!"
I sleep better naked... ...why cant the flight attendant understand that?
A flight attendant asks a man:
-Sir, do you want something to drink?
-What are my options?
-Yes and No
The flight attendant asked me during the flight, could I offer you some free headphones? So I replied, “Sure, but how did you know my name is Phones?”
Wouldn't you all agree that you just sleep better naked? I don't understand why the flight attendant was yelling at me...
A flight attendant says to a man...
"Would you like headphones?"
The man replies, "How did you know my name was Phones?"
What do you call a pregnant flight attendant? Pilot Error.
I got cursed out by a flight attendant for asking to be moved away from a screaming baby Apparently they don’t like that if it’s your baby.
Flight Attendant: Would you like some headphones? Man: Yes, and how did you know my name was Phones?
I've asked a flight attendant to change my seat because of crying baby next to me It turns out you can't do that if baby is yours.
A female flight attendant walks down the isle and offers a man some headphones.
“Would you like some headphones?” She asks.
The man smiles a large grin.
“Why certainly!” He says, “And how did you know my name was Phones?”
I requested the flight attendant to switch my seat as I was next to a screaming baby. Apparently you are not allowed to do that if the baby is yours.
Flight attendant: can I offer some free head phones? Guy: definitely but how did you know my name is Phones?
A man is on a flight at cruising altitude when a female flight attendant comes by with a cart. She looks at him, smiles, and asks, “Would you like some headphones?” The man responds, “Yes, but how did you know my name was Phones?”
What's the difference between a plane engine and a flight attendant? The engine stops whining after take-off.
My hot flight attendant asked how I liked my coffee. Trying to sound cool, I told her I like my coffee like I like my women. And that's when she told me "that's cute honey, but the coffee is free. You don't have to pay for it here"
I asked the flight attendant what my options were for dinner. She replied, "Yes or No."
What did the Klingon say to the flight attendant? Today is a good day to fly.
Flight attendant: could I offer you some free headphones? Passenger: Yes please but how did you know my name was Phones?
What do you call it when a flight attendant gets pregnant? Pilot error.
What did the football player say to the flight attendant? "Put me in coach"
The best part of being a flight attendant Has to be when you walk the aisle saying "trash" to everyone's face.
A man boards a plane and sits down...
and the flight attendant asks him "would you like some headphones?"
he responds "yes please, but how did you know my name was phones?"
What language does a flight attendant speak? Plane English.
[Flight Attendant]: Would you like some headphones? [Passenger]: Yes please, but how'd you know my name was Phones?
Flight attendant: Can I give you some free head phones? Guy: Yes, but how did you know my name was Phones?
It was mealtime on an airplane and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like some dinner.
“What are my choices?” the passenger asked.
“Yes or no,” she replied.
For some reason, Spanish-speaking visitors to Britain think we worship flight attendants... I suppose it's understandable given that our national airline is called British Héroes.
What did the flight attendant say to the vulture who dragged two dead raccoons onto the flight? I'm sorry sir, but you're only allowed one carrion
I was on an airplane yesterday when the gorgeous flight attendant asked me, "Would you like some headphones?" I replied, "Yes please and how did you know my name is phones!?"
What do you say to a flight attendant who's giving you sass? Don't give me that altitude!
A man on a plane started shouting hysterically: "I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam!..." nobody could get him to stop. Finally the flight attendant went over to him. She said "calm down, you're two tents."
Flight attendant : Can I offer you some free head phones ? Guy : Definately! But how did you know my name is Phones.
A cute flight attendant asked me “Would you like me to give you some head Phones?” I said “That would be great, but how did you know my name was Phones?”
The flight attendant shouts: "The wings are burnt!" And then adds: "But don't worry, there's still leg and thigh"
An old woman suffers a heart attack on a United flight...
Looking panicked, a flight attendant asks if there are any doctors on the aircraft.
One man stands up, 'Yes, do you need me to do something?'
'Yes, get off the aircraft please.'
Meal-time on a cheap flight
It was meal-time during a flight on a cheap airline flight.
'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked.
'What are my choices?' I asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied.