I was flirting with this teenager on the internet...
...after a while, she tells me she's an undercover cop.
How cool is that for someone her age?
My boss won't stop flirting with me, it's making me feel really uncomfortable. Mainly because we're a family run business.
Turns out that Roy Moore is having a bad influence on weather in Alabama. The temperatures are flirting with the teens this week.
Yesterday at the optician... So I was getting new glasses at the optician yesterday and she was real cute, so I was flirting and it was going pretty well until I fell into the lens grinder and made a spectacle of myself.
My Version Of Flirting! My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive and hoping they're braver than I am.
Do you know what happened the first time Ed Sheeran started flirting with a girl before he was famous? She ran.
Two muffins are put in an oven. The first muffin says, "Man, are you hot or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "This isn't the time for flirting, Dave."
They say that a good romance starts with a strong foundation, chemistry and flirting Whereas a bad romance starts with a RA RA AH AH AH, ROMA ROMA-MA, GAGA OH LA LA
I was flirting really well with this woman in the bar.
"Do you want me to show you a good time?" she asked.
"Of course, babe," I grinned eagerly.
"Get your stopwatch out then," she snapped, "and see how long it takes me to get to the other side of the club."
A man and a woman are flirting in a bar
The woman asks the man what he does for a job to which he replies "I'm a vampire hunter"
"There are no vampires around here through" she says looking at him confused. He takes a long drink and says "you're welcome"
Hey guys, What's the best compliment you can give to a girl you're flirting with? "You remind me of my cousin"
My wife doesn't mind me flirting with other women. She finds the rejection quite entertaining.
Advice needed: I was asked to turn on a light.. But I suck at flirting, so I'm in the dark on this one
I was in a Thai strip club.
After flirting with one of the workers, I suggested we go to the bathroom together.
"Ooo, what for, honey?" she winked.
I said, "Clarity."
I was Christian before...
A muslim man flirting with a woman
Woman: I was Christian before
Muslim Man: I dont care. I dont mind what your religion is. What is important is that I like you.
Woman: You dont understand. That was my name before. Christian
Did you hear about the blonde who got detention for flirting with boys in class? She told the teacher she wanted to go down in history...
L.P.T. Servers and waiters aren't really into you. You may believe they are flirting by giving you more attention... ... but in reality they just want the tip.
There's a fine line between flirting and harassing. The jawline.
Last night at work I was bartending
And this girl asked me to stop flirting with her husband .
I looked her dead in the eye and said " I dont want your man I just want his money".
and this chick stares back at me and says same
A math professor was flirting with his girlfriend
Girlfriend: "Oh your mean!"
Professor:" No, I'm the median"
My grandpa flirting with a 91 year-old lady at his senior home. "You look young enough to be my daughter."
I fired my gardner for outrageous behaviour He was flirting with my wife yesterday. This morning I caught him banging the hoe in the garden.
Trafic policeman: "Didn't you hear my whistle, madam?" Woman driver: "Yes, but I don't like flirting while I'm driving."
What's the go-to pickup line when flirting with a communist? You take our breath away.
Men do flirting, legends do rating
They call it ding dong
I call it dong ding