Where did Noah keep the bees during the flood? In the Ark Hives.
In light of some recent idiotic questioning by reporters A man is interviewed after his wife was swept away in a flood. The reporter asks "Were you close with your wife?" He responds, "No, we drifted apart recently."
What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Flood lights
After the Great Flood
After the Great Flood, Noah sends the animals to go forth and multiply.
A pair of snakes stayed behind. Noah asked, why they stayed.
The pair of snakes replies “We can't multiply, we're adders” ...
so Noah builds them a log table
After a flood of forged financial documents from a small eastern european country, an urgent warning was issued by banks worldwide CHECK CZECH CHEQUES
What does a cyclone, flood, fire and a woman have in common? Sooner or later one of em will get your house....
A reporter in Houston asked a woman how many churches were open during the flood She said; "I don't know I eat at KFC"
I wasn't very fond of the Flood from Halo. But then they kinda grew on me.
Anheuser Busch is using a Georgia brewery to can water for flood victims in Oklahoma and Texas They're labeling very clearly so people don't confuse it with Bud Light
A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief... Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed.
What did Noah use to see at night on the Ark? Flood lights.
Why did the river cross the road? To flood New Orleans.
What's the integral of 1/(cabin)
A natural log cabin.
Wait, I forgot the C
It's a flood victim house
Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations? Because of the overflow errors!
Wolfram-Alpha was recently shut down because of a flood of calculations that didn't make any sense at all being submitted at once. It was quite a cheeky NaNDDoS.
This flood is devastating. Everything in my kitchen ended up sinking with the exception of a carton of ice cream and some root beer. They stayed afloat.
What kind of lights did Noah put on the ark? Flood lights.
What happened to the broom in the flood? He got swept away.
Why do you have to act quickly during a flood? Because it's an emergent sea.
Saw a group of magical insects escape a flood in a tiny ship of their own creation. Could this be the fabled Ark of the Coven-Ants?
What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common? Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
Why did the flood barrier rupture? Dam good question.
Criminals flood in from across the English Channel. "They have no respect for our laws," said a Marseille policeman ahead of England's first game.
To anyone stuck in the flood Crying is only making the problem worse.
About 600 gators are now in the flood water in Houston
>About 600 gators are now in the flood water in Houston
Apparently HIV-positive blood has leaked into said water
They're warning people not to go in the water because of the GatorAIDS
I used to work at an aquarium... It was destroyed in a flood, and I feel like I've lost my porpoise
In the wake of Hurricane Florence, residents of North Carolina are returning home to deal with flood damage, mold, and apparently with the arrival of the President... Tiny mushrooms.
Why did all the dogs survive Noah’s Flood? They were all good buoys
Someone knocked on my door and asked if could help with the flood in Iraq i said i would but my hose only reaches the end of my driveway