My cat just passed...
RIP Fluffy McMittens
2002-2003 2003-2005 2005-2007 2007-2008 2008-2011 2011-2013 2013-2014 2014-2015 2015-2017
A little 5yo girl goes into a petshop
Hello, I want a little bunny
Worker: Sure, you want that small fluffy white one or the small puffy brown one?
Girl: I dont think my python cares...
How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy? He used conditioner on them.
I bought my girlfriend a petticoat. It keeps telling all her other coats that they're too fluffy.
What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop? A Merangue-utang :-D
What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments? Violint
Doctor Shroedinger? This is the Animal Clinic calling;
Apparently your cat, Flüffy, is both simultaneously dead and yet alive.
We're sorry for your loss.
Our resident String Theorist will contact you.
He can explain everything.
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Pink Fluff...
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink Fluff
What's Blue and Fluffy?
Pink Fluff holding it's breath.
(My niece told me this)
A man jumps on a bed
A man jumps on a bed expecting it to be soft and fluffy...
\*Wham!\*
Instead he experienced a very firm landing.
\*Owww!\*
I think this memory foam has amnesia!
What does the fat cow give you?
Teacher: "Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?"
Students: "Eggs!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pink pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Students: "Homework!"
What kind of story does a rabbit tell? A fluffy tale.
A meeting with my therapist
Therapist: How do you feel?
Me: With my hands.
Therapist: Do you deflect a lot?
Me: Only sharp objects. If it's fluffy, I just let it hit me...
What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.
Whats white, fluffy and beats it's chest? A Meringue-utang
I love my neighbor's asian food She pays me to walk him, and he's so fluffy and adorable
What is white, fluffy and naps idly on the field? A sleep.
"Homework!"
Teacher: "Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?"
Student: "Eggs!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pink pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
A little girl walk into a pet shop... A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks for a bunny. The worker says” the fluffy white one or the fluffy brown one”? The girl then says, I don’t think my python really cares.