Flute Jokes

What symphony is a pedophiles favorite? Mozarts' Flute in A minor

Score: 93

My favorite music-related limerick A tutor who taught on the flute,

tried to teach two young tooters to toot.

Said the two to the tutor,

"Is it harder to toot or,

to tutor two tooters to toot?"

Score: 17
Funny Flute Jokes
Score: 8

How does Jared like to play his flute? In A minor.

Score: 8

What's the difference between a flute and a prostitute? Nothing, they both get fingered and are never cheap.

Score: 7

My friend made a flute out of a carrot... It was impressive, and if you gave her some sheet music, she would show you just how well it played.

My other friend, who's a bit competitive, made an oboe out of corn. He said he could play anything by ear.

Score: 7

A Tutor Who Tooted A tutor who tooted the flute 

Tried to tutor two tooters to toot 

Said the two to the tutor 

“Is it tougher to toot 

Or to tutor two tooters to toot?”

Score: 6

What symphony is a pedophiles favorite? Mozart's magic flute in A minor.

Score: 5

What's the difference between a middle school flute player and a dress maker Dress makers tuck up frills

Score: 5

I kinda stole this The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can't google the lyrics because there are none

⚠️ No Results For "there was a really good bit with a flute"

Score: 5

What’s a priests favourite song? Magic flute in a minor

Score: 5

What’s a band conductor’s favorite cereal? Flute loops.

Score: 4

We've all heard about Russian Roulette but how many of you have heard about Indian Roulette? They give you a flute and six large deadly cobras.

And one of the cobras is deaf.

Score: 4

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played? It was in A-minor

Score: 3

Whats Kevin Spacey's Favorite Opera? The Magic Flute .... in a minor.

Score: 3

Phone Provider: The next call representative will be available in 10-15 Flute Solos

Score: 3

The difference between Flute and Piccolo Flute's arms don't grow back.

Score: 1

What would Al Gore's Jethro Tull cover band be called? An Inconvenient Flute.

Score: 1

When I was in college my nickname was "Flute" Because when girls blew me it was lightly, and with remorse.

Score: 1

What's the difference between a flute and fruit? Nothing, if you're Asian...

Score: 1

A tutor who tooted the flute... A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it easier to toot? Or to tutor two tutors to toot?"

Score: 1

Ten years ago bought a rare antique flute for $1,000... It was a sound investment.

Score: 1

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