Fog Jokes

Funny Fog Jokes
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I tried to catch fog the other day, I mist.

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I tried to catch fog yesterday, Mist.

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So I tried catching fog yesterday Mist.

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So I tried catching some fog today... I mist.

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I tried catching a jar of fog today I mist

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I tried to catch some fog the other day... Mist.

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Bigamist… What an Italian calls very thick fog

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I tried to grab some fog on the way to work But I mist.

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What happens when the fog clears in California? UCLA

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I tried to grab the fog I mist

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I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

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I tried to catch some fog yesterday Mist

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What's a bigamist? It's a large fog in Italy

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I tried to catch some fog this morning ... Mist.

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What did one cloud of fog say to the other? I don't know. It's a Mistery.

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My band and I had our first significant gig tonight, but afterwards I realized that it would have been way cooler with a fog machine... It was a huge mist opportunity.

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Woke up early this morning to try to catch the fog. I Mist.

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The other day i tried to grab the fog... I mist

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What happens when the fog clears from Los Angeles? UCLA

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I was offered a job studying fog but I turned it down. In hindsight, I think it was a mist opportunity.

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Tried to catch fog today Mist

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This morning, I tried to catch the fog I mist.

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I got a job as a fog bank, I'ts hard work with little pay... but I make dew.

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What did the fog say to the grass? I mist you!

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I tried to catch fog once... I mist

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I tried to take a picture of some fog... I mist.




^I'll^see^myself^out^BYE!

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The weather forecaster this morning said that vision might be impaired by fog. I agree with him, but that's a weird way to spell "Whiskey".

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Did you hear the fog that died, He shall be mist.

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What happened to the man who tried to catch fog? He mist.

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Tried to catch fog. Mist.

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Fog father leaves his fog family He is heavily mist

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I tried to catch some fog the other day.. I mist.

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The other day, I tried to put some fog in a jar for a science poject Lets just say i mist.

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I tried to catch the fog today... But I mist

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I tried catching fog today but... I mist.

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Yesterday I tried to hit the fog I missed

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What is a lighthouse keepers favorite instrument? a fog horn

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The fog comes on little cat feet Honestly, Fog, that's pretty gross

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