Fort Jokes

A List of Forts. A Fort.

B Fort.

C Fort.

D Fort.

E Fort.

G Fort.

H Fort.

I Fort.

J Fort.

K Fort.

L Fort.

M Fort.

N Fort.

O Fort.

P Fort.

Q Fort.

R Fort.

S Fort.

T Fort.

U Fort.

V Fort.

W Fort.

X Fort.

Y Fort.

Z Fort.

I didn't put any F Fort into this joke.

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What did the burglar say when he detonated a bomb to get into Fort Knox? Edit: Wow, this blew up. Thanks for the gold!

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My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.

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What did the burglar say after he broke into Fort Knox by exploding a bomb? Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold.

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My girlfriend told me I was immature... so I told her to get out of my fort.

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My girlfriend wanted to have a talk about how childish i am But she didn't have the secret password to my pillow fort so she couldn't get in

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My wife told me I was immature... I told her to get out of my fort.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk to me about how childish I am... ...but she couldn't because she doesn't know the password to enter my pillow fort.

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When I was a kid I pretended I was doing surgery on a stuffed animal inside a blanket fort I guess you could say they were undercover operations

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My wife accused me of being immature I asked the poopyhead to get out of my fort

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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb in Fort Knox? Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced "Louis-ville" or "Louie-Ville?" Its pronounced "Frank-fort."

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My wife told me I'm a little too immature... I scowled at her and told her to get out of my fort.

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My wife accused me of being too childish. So I told her to get out of my pillow fort.

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Canadian castles... They really aren't my fort-eh.

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Immature My wife accused me of being immature.

I told her to get out of my fort.

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My wife said I was acting like a child I told her to get out of my fort.

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Where does the military send its under-qualified recruits? Fort Nite

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My wife said I'm immature for my age. I told her, "GET OUT OF MY FORT!"

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What’s the difference between a folder of an artist work and a diseased strong hold? One’s a portfolio, and the other’s fort polio

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Funny Fort Jokes
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What did the burglar say when he detonated a bomb to break into Fort Knox? Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold.

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I'm going to use a bomb to break into Fort Knox. EDIT: Wow this blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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My wife said I was immature. So I kicked her out of my fort.

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My wife told me to stop acting childish I told her to get out of my fort

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What are you doing in 2 weeks? I've got blankets and couches. Lets make it a fort-night

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What is the name of a medieval castle for stoners? Fort Wenty

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From an Old West fort the sentinel cries out: \- Captain! The indians are coming!

\- Friends or foes?

\- I think friends Sir, they're coming together!

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What's the difference between a fort and a fortress? A fortress has breastworks.

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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

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A fort under siege held a 100m race for the women. Mary, Pam and carol were the top three, sally fourth.

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Where is Fort Minor nowadays? Does anyone remember their names?

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Did you know the phrase “as secure as Fort Knox” arose due to its status as a United States Mint Facility? That makes cents

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What did the man say when he broke into Fort Knox? Edit:Wow that blew up thanks for the gold!

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Breaking into Fort Knox must be like: Wow, this blew up. Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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My wife said I was acting like an immature little baby. Guess who’s not allowed in my pillow fort.

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My wife accused me of being immature I told her to get out of my fort or my dragons would roast her.

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