Does England have a Fourth of July? They do, they just don't celebrate it.
What do they call the fourth of July outside of the USA? The fourth of July
What do you call a duck on the Fourth of July? A firequacker
There are two kinds of countries in this world...
Those that use the metric system, and those that have been to the moon.
Happy Fourth of July everyone!
Redneck Algebra First base with your second cousin three times on the fourth of July.
On this Fourth of July, just remember... He who comes forth with a fifth on the Fourth, may not come forth on the Fifth.
What's the difference between a cow and the Fourth of July? You can't milk a cow for over 240 years.
What do you call laundry day when it's on the Fourth of July? Washington
What did the parrot want in the Fourth of July? A firecracker