Hilarious French Army Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks? So that they can see the battle.

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So the French army has recently installed rearview mirrors to their tanks. That way, they can watch the fighting!

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French Joke Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The French Army.

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What did the French army general do on social media? Retweet!

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What is the most useful thing in the French Army? A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!

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There is a sale on antique French army rifles. The slogan is "Never fired. Only dropped once."

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French army rifle I was browsing EBay last night and found a French Army Rifle used in WWII

Never fired, dropped once

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What do you call French army rations? Noms de guerre.

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What's the first thing they learn in the French army? To say "I surrender!", in German.

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I tried to make a joke about the French army. Well, I gave up.

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French Army That's it. That's the joke.

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Do you know what is 100,000 French men standing with their hands up? French Army.

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French Army Rifle for Sale ...never fired, dropped once.

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What do you call the troops directly behind the French army's front line? Enemy

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A white flag factory near Paris burned down. The French Army was devastated without its strategic equipment.

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