Did you know that the first French fry wasn’t actually cooked in France? It was cooked in Greece.
A french fry covered in ketchup fell onto someone’s shoe
Without missing a beat, he picked it up and ate it.
A girl saw it and was grossed out. She asked, “Why’d you eat that fry? It was on your shoe!”
He shrugged and said, “Shoe fry don’t bother me.”
A hamburger and a french fry walk into a bar.... The bartender says, "I'm sorry but we don't serve *food* here
A French fry walks into a bar
- Can I see the menu, please?
- I'm sorry, but we don't serve food.
Did you know that the first French fry wasn’t fried in France? It was fried in Greece.
When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato? When it's a French Fry!
What do you call someone sunbathing in France? A french fry.
What's black and grey and rolls around in the parking lot of a McDonald's?
Mr. T and a pigeon fighting over a french fry.
I know it's old but it always made me laugh.
What do you call a Friday in France? French fry day
hiw did the Irish potato become bilingual? He became a French Fry
I used to work at a french fry stand I was way over quali**fried**
What did the french fry say to the police officer? Help me! I've been a-salted!
I went to mcdonalds and ordered one large french fry But they gave me like a hundred little ones wtf
Did you know the first French fry wasn’t cooked in France? It was cooked in Grease...
If you say "pommes frites" with a croaky voice... Is that a French fry?
What is a German bomber's favorite type of food? A french fry!
Europe has many dishes with potatoes The Brits boil them, the Spanish smoke them, the French fry them and the Germans gas them.
I used to work at a french fry stand I was way over quali*fryed*